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<p>Once upon a midnight dreary,</p>
<p>As I pondered, weak and weary,</p>
<p>Poised to seize the porcelain pail,</p>
<p>My screen lit up: “You’ve got mail!”</p>
<p>Emily, from LA, reports a hot new tube,</p>
<p>In Dallas, Steve found a sale on lube:</p>
<p>An old barn, concealing a chamber pot,</p>
<p>From my good friends, Phil and Dot –</p>
<p>Emily’s now into enemas (cyber)</p>
<p>Unlike the Romans, (on banks of Tiber):</p>
<p>A lot of notes from Backdoor-Delights,</p>
<p>Helps most folks pass lonely nights.</p>
<p>I feel a load myself, but it’s stuck–</p>
<p>(I once used a vacuum – what a suck,)</p>
<p>So down with bag, nozzle and hose,</p>
<p>The path to pleasure, as my fiancé knows.</p>
<p>Tub? or Pail? or 1.6 gal throne?</p>
<p>(Needs to be oval, to hold my bone:)</p>
<p>A quart or two, to cleanse the path</p>
<p>Time to join the Order of the Bath?</p>
<p>I feel the pressure, the liquid treat,</p>
<p>But here’s my honey: she took the seat!</p>
<p>So in the tub, in the nick of time,</p>
<p>(I wish I’d known her back in my prime),</p>
<p>Sue sees the drama, my load expelled –</p>
<p>Like a massive oak that’s newly felled.</p>
<p>“Did you drain the bag, or leave some for me?”</p>
<p>As Sue now slips off her panty.</p>
<p>“Bend over, Babe, I saved a quart,</p>
<p>In hopes of co-ed bathroom sport.”</p>
<p>She takes the nozzle and starts to moan</p>
<p>As I smear some KY along my bone:</p>
<p>Oops – she shoots her briny load</p>
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<p>As I reap rewards that I just sowed:</p>
<p>So now she joins me in the shower,</p>
<p>As I lap the juice of her sweet flower.</p>
<p>Soon dried off, and into bed,</p>
<p>As Sue prepares to give me head:</p>
<p>What a night, from enema to screw–</p>
<p>All from our fascination with poo:</p>
<p>We’ve done the deed, in bed and tub,</p>
<p>(Unlike Hamlet, who saw the rub):</p>
<p>So thanks to e-mail and web (world-wide),</p>
<p>For providing such a great sexual ride:</p>
<p>Our enema delights we repeat quite oft,</p>
<p>(Against the whims of Microsoft–)</p>
<p>It’s all now legal, and not even naughty,</p>
<p>Because we’re past the age of 40:</p>
<p>So here is Sue, her urges fulfilled,</p>
<p>I can’t complain, my seed I’ve spilled–</p>
<p>So to end this tale, and hang the bag to dry,</p>
<p>As we plan a re-run, with a sigh,</p>
<p>There’s the fun of the water spout –</p>
<p>The thrills of a co-ed enema bout!</p>
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