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\par JI\'d8\'cd \'8e\'c1\'c8EK
\par }\pard \ql \li-567\ri0\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 {\b\f2\fs44 Vy mn\'ec taky!
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\b\f1\fs22 AFORISMY
\par PARODIE
\par EPIGRAMY
\par HUMORESKY\page }{\'a9Ji\'f8\'ed \'8e\'e1\'e8ek, 1999 Illustrations \'a9 Adolf Born, 1999
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {
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\par ISBN 80-7244-081-0
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Okurkov\'e1 sezona
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1966\emdash 1980
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'ccKDO
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vinou\line N\'eckdo za to nem\'f9\'9ee
\par N\'eckdo kyp\'ed zved\'e1 \'e8inky\line N\'eckdo \'9aid\'ed \'9ealoudek\line N\'eckdo m\'e1 r\'e1d prase\'e8inky\line N\'eckdo je sp\'ed\'9a na soudek
\par N\'eckdo bere tu\'e8n\'e9 renty\line N\'eckdo chod\'ed bez gat\'ed\line N\'eckdo plat\'ed alimenty\line N\'eckdo je zas neplat\'ed
\par N\'eckdo bije svoji pan\'ed\line N\'eckdo je zas od n\'ed bit\line N\'eckdo ml\'e8\'ed N\'eckdo \'9evan\'ed\line Kdekdo zp\'edv\'e1 tenhle hit:
\par N\'eckdo \'9eije kopretinou\line N\'eckdo je zas na r\'f9\'9ee\line N\'eckdo je h\'f2up vlastn\'ed vinou\line N\'eckdo za to nem\'f9\'9ee\'85
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Kampak se ty auta \'9eenou\line kdy\'9e p\'f8ech\'e1z\'edm na \'e8ervenou?\line Ne\'9e m\'ec tamten trabant skol\'ed\line j\'e1 se budu br\'e1nit hol\'ed!
\par {\listtext\pard\plain\fs20 \hich\af0\dbch\af0\loch\f0 2.\tab}Kdy\'9e jdu ve\'e8er na pivo\line babka vol\'e1: }{\i Protivo!\line }{Hl\'edd\'e1 m\'ec jak satan\'e1\'9a\line odep\'f8e mi apan\'e1\'9e\line }{\i Kampak d\'ecdku? Proklat\'ec \emdash \line
pivo \'9akod\'ed prostat\'ec!
\par {\listtext\pard\plain\fs20 \hich\af0\dbch\af0\loch\f0 3.\tab}}{Hal\'f3 hal\'f3 Prior Kotce\line to je terno pro d\'f9chodce\line Neperte se ob\'e8ane\line Na v\'9aecky se dostane
\par {\listtext\pard\plain\fs20 \hich\af0\dbch\af0\loch\f0 4.\tab}Neutra\'9dte d\'f9chod v\~\'9aenku\line kupte u n\'e1s podprsenku\line To je koup\'ec \emdash pro p\'ect ran\line poslou\'9e\'ed v\'e1m jako stan
\par {\listtext\pard\plain\fs20 \hich\af0\dbch\af0\loch\f0 5.\tab}Vnou\'e8ek vol\'e1:\line }{\i Pocem d\'ecdku\line dej mi jednu\line cigaretku!
\par {\listtext\pard\plain\fs20 \hich\af0\dbch\af0\loch\f0 6.\tab}}{Helemese\line vykuka\line jak se t\'f8ese\line na \'9aluka!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MAHULENA\line NARKOMANKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Mahuleno Mahuleno\line ty m\'e1\'9a doma nahuleno
\par Dokonce i na dvorku\line c\'edt\'edm p\'e1chnout machorku
\par Pro d\'e1mu se nehod\'ed\line zamo\'f8it p\'ect poschod\'ed
\par Jen se zeptej Rad\'faze\line a\'9e se vr\'e1t\'ed ze sch\'f9ze
\par Mahuleno Mahuleno\line ten t\'ec p\'f8ehne p\'f8es koleno!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POT\'cd\'8eE S R\'ddMEM
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Cht\'ecl jsem slo\'9eit\line mal\'e9 hrav\'e9 blu-es\line ale plete se mi do n\'ecj\line slovo lues
\par Kdybych pokra\'e8oval\line tak se znemo\'9en\'edm\line A\'9d ho za m\'ec slo\'9e\'ed\line doktor na ko\'9en\'edm!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {HOROR Z HOREHRON\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdo to vyje v\~Horehron\'ed\line Dr\'e1kula tam holky hon\'ed
\par Dr\'e1kula je symbol hr\'f9zy\line Sh\'e1n\'ed holky na transfuzi
\par Ten m\'e1 rad\'9ai krev ne\'9e whisky\line U\'9e si olizuje pysky
\par Ne\'9eli whisky m\'e1 krev rad\'9ai\line P\'edsali to v dennej tla\'e8i
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SEREN\'c1DA PRO OTYLKU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Nechci d\'edvku kostnatou a tenkou\line Takov\'e1 m\'e1 trable s\~podprsenkou\line J\'e1 chci d\'ed
vku co je p\'f8i t\'ecle\line Takov\'e9 chci d\'eclat p\'f8\'edtele
\par \'8eena m\'e1 m\'edt p\'f8ece tu i tady\line faldy obliny a dal\'9a\'ed vnady\line J\'e1 chci d\'edvku p\'eckn\'ec otylou\line Takovou chci m\'edti za milou
\par M\'e1m svou fixn\'ed ideu \emdash a sice:\line Obezitou proti erotice\line Obezitou za kr\'e1sn\'ecj\'9a\'ed sv\'ect\line Obezitou st\'e1le d\'e1l a vp\'f8ed
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MODLITBI\'c8KA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {And\'ecl\'ed\'e8ku Mujstr\'e1\'9en\'ed\'e8ku\line z nebesk\'e9ho Vnitra\line chra\'f2 mou du\'9a
i jaksepat\'f8\'ed\line zve\'e8era i z jitra
\par aby se v n\'ed nehrabali\line moji rodn\'ed brat\'f8i \emdash \line idioti star\'e9 d\'ecvky ani psychiat\'f8i
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {LA MODE M\'c9DITERRAN\'c9E
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {U mo\'f8e se letos nos\'ed\line zral\'e1 \'f2adra pasy vos\'ed\line dlouh\'e9 nohy obl\'e9 zadky
\line prost\'e9 \'9e\'e1dn\'e9 nedostatky
\par Zato mu\'9e\'f9m\line pokud maj\'ed pen\'ecz jako slupek\line prom\'edj\'ed se ple\'9a i hrb i pupek
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /I/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Blechy se lva neboj\'ed.
\par Kn\'ed\'9eka je nejlep\'9a\'ed p\'f8\'edtel \'e8lov\'ecka. Zvl\'e1\'9a\'9d \'9aekov\'e1.
\par Masochist\'e9 to p\'f8i tro\'9ae p\'edle mohou dot\'e1hnout a\'9e na mu\'e8edn\'edky.
\par Opice Darwinovi nev\'ec\'f8\'ed.
\par \'c8lov\'eck p\'f8edev\'9a\'edm! zvolal lido\'9erout.
\par \'d8editel bl\'e1zince mus\'ed um\'ect p\'f8esv\'ecd\'e8it pacienty, \'9ee bl\'e1zinec je tam venku.
\par Chce\'9a b\'fdt v\'f9l jen proto, aby na t\'ec sedalo \'9at\'ecst\'ed?
\par V\'ecdeckotechnick\'e1 revoluce nad\'eclala z Prom\'e9thea z\'e1palky.
\par Neztr\'e1cejte hlavu! Kdo to m\'e1 po v\'e1s ukl\'edzet?
\par \'8aetrn\'e9 n\'e1rody stav\'ecj\'ed m\'edsto pomn\'edk\'f9 sn\'echul\'e1ky.
\par Prase na humanismus nenachyt\'e1\'9a.
\par Chce\'9a b\'fdt v\'ect\'9a\'ed? Dej zkr\'e1tit metr!
\par Prav\'fd p\'f8\'edtel se s v\'e1mi r\'e1d o v\'9ae pod\'ecl\'ed. I o va\'9ai p\'f8\'edtelkyni.
\par Bezzub\'e9 sv\'ecdom\'ed nehry\'9ee, jen \'9eu\'9el\'e1.
\par Kdy\'9e ti ho\'f8\'ed chalupa, nelibuj si, jak je p\'eckn\'ec teplo!
\par Kdo m\'e1 v hlav\'ec pr\'f9van, tomu nezplesniv\'ed my\'9alenky.
\par Miluji p\'f8\'edrodu! Zvl\'e1\'9a\'9d kdy\'9e m\'e1 m\'edry 90-60-90.
\par Kdo si plete kynologii s gynekologi\'ed, do\'9eije se mnoha p\'f8ekvapen\'ed.
\par Chce\'9a se l\'edbit v\'9aem? Bu\'ef k\'fd\'e8em!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Odrhova\'e8ky
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\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BLUES O SV\'ccTAB\'ccHU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sv\'ect se s n\'e1ma ve dne v noci to\'e8\'ed\line Sv\'ect kde v\'9aecko koup\'ed\'9a za p\'e1r vo
\'e8\'ed\line Sv\'ect se to\'e8\'ed jako osud\'ed\line Kdo se vyzn\'e1 ten se nenud\'ed
\par Kdo se vyzn\'e1 sm\'ecle kr\'e1\'e8\'ed s\~dobou\line Tomu v\'9aichni p\'eckn\'ec z ruky zobou\line Ten m\'e1 dycky v ruk\'e1vu p\'e1r es\line Ten m\'e1 n\'e1rok aby se jen vez
\par Kdo se nechce vyznat nem\'e1 \'9aanci\line V\'ec\'e8n\'ec bude m\'edt jen pr\'e1zdno v\~ranci\line Kdekdo si ho snadno vocho\'e8\'ed\line Bude kuli De jen vo to \'e8\'ed
\par Sv\'ect se to\'e8\'ed jako v\'9aecky sv\'ecty\line Jedni d\'f8ou a voh\'fdbaj\'ed h\'f8bety\line Druh\'fd maj\'ed na ty prvn\'ed bi\'e8\line Tak se ten sv\'ect val\'ed po\'f8\'e1d pry\'e8
\par Sv\'ect se to\'e8\'ed Handlujou se role\line Kdo byl naho\'f8e je zase dole\line Ka\'9edej na to nen\'ed vybaven\line N\'eckdo p\'f8ece mus\'ed z kola ven
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BLUES HOLKY NA VD\'c1V\'c1N\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {J\'e1 chci po\'f8\'e1dn\'fdho chlapa\line jak m\'e1 bejt\line Chlapa se v\'9a\'edm v\'9audy jak m\'e1
bejt\line A taky chci m\'edt\line na n\'ecj glejt
\par J\'e1 chci chlapa\line co mi d\'ecti ud\'ecl\'e1\line Hezk\'fd d\'ecti hezky ud\'ecl\'e1\line S takov\'fdm budu\line po\'f8\'e1d vesel\'e1
\par J\'e1 chci po\'f8\'e1dn\'fdho chlapa\line na m\'edru\line Chlapa jaksepat\'f8\'ed na m\'edru\line Aby byl z\~masa\line a ne z pap\'edru
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BLUES O V\'ddKLADN\'cd SK\'d8\'cdNI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Hele holka\line ne\'e8um po\'f8\'e1d do t\'ecch vejklad\'f9\line Se v\'ed Je to kr\'e1sa\line jen\'9e
e nekradu\line To tv\'fd kouk\'e1n\'ed mi leze do pen\'ecz\line Hadry jsou jen hadry\line to je bez \'f8e\'e8\'ed\line kdy\'9e jim vevnit\'f8 chyb\'ed du\'9ae \'e8lov\'ec\'e8\'ed\line Deset let ti vopakuju\line to co dnes\line \'8ee ti nejl\'edp slu\'9a
\'ed\line naho\'f8e i dole\line bez
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ODRHOVA\'c8KA\line O \'8eENSK\'ddCH SRDC\'cdCH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V \'9eensk\'fdm srdci\line tam je \'fatulno jak v\~kleci\line Co tam v\'9aecko nen\'ed\line Sam\'fd
rarity\line T\'edsn\'ed se tam zv\'ed\'f8ata i v\'ecci\line V\'9aecko se tam vejde\line Jasn\'ec\line Ba i ty
\par V \'9eensk\'fdm srdci\line tam je \'fatulno jak v\~cele\line H\'fd\'e8k\'e1 t\'ec tam bacha\'f8\line s tv\'e1\'f8\'ed and\'ecla\line Pozd\'ec honit bycha\line U\'9e ti sklaplo\line Hele\line dostane\'9a p\'e1r tis\'edc volt\'f9 do t\'ecla
\par Vy\'9ed\'edm\'e1 ti z\~du\'9ae\line netu\'9aen\'fd city\line Jedno jej\'ed gesto u\'9e t\'ec donut\'ed\line Dopadli tak v\'9aichni\line dopadne\'9a tak i ty\line Zapomene\'9a v\'9aecky p\'edsn\'ec labut\'ed
\par Vybal kufry hochu\line \'8at\'ecst\'ed u\'9e se bl\'ed\'9e\'ed\line Pohod\'ec se p\'f8ece \'e8lov\'eck nebr\'e1n\'ed\line Nakrm\'ed t\'ec\line Usp\'ed\line Tak se smi\'f8 s tou m\'f8\'ed\'9e\'ed\line Svoboda je touha\line v mez\'edch pozn\'e1n\'ed
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {OCHOTNICK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'9aichni m\'e1me roli\line ve h\'f8e v\'9aehom\'edra\line v tragikomedii osudu\line Jsme jen ochotn
\'edci\line absolutn\'ed \'9am\'edra\line Utr\'9e\'edme leda vostudu
\par Re\'9eis\'e9r je namol\line N\'e1pov\'ecda nen\'ed\line Herci marn\'ec lov\'ed zbytky v\'ect\line Kdo m\'e1 skon\'e8it v\~hrob\'ec\line a kdo ve v\'eczen\'ed?\line Komu padne k noh\'e1m cel\'fd sv\'ect?
\par Kdybysme tak m\'ecli\line n\'e1pov\'ecdn\'ed budku\line na\'9ae hra by m\'ecla sp\'e1d i lesk\line To by se to hr\'e1lo\line Och je m\'f9j ty smutku\line M\'ecli bysme n\'e1rok na potlesk
\par Kulisy se hrout\'ed\line Pletou se n\'e1m role \line D\'ecj u\'9e je jen h\'f8\'ed\'e8kou n\'e1hody\line V\'fdsledek si ka\'9ed\'fd\line p\'f8e\'e8te v\~protokole\line kdo z n\'e1s vlastn\'ec vyhr\'e1l na body
\par V\'9aichni jsme jen herci\line mizern\'fdho kusu\line Dohrajeme ho jen ze zvyku\line Kdo by cht\'ecl st\'e1t stranou\line a jen dr\'9eet pusu?\line Nejhor\'9a\'ed je sed\'ect v publiku
\par Kdyby tak m\'ecl \'9eivot\line n\'e1pov\'ecdn\'ed budku\line na\'9ae hra by m\'ecla lesk i sp\'e1d\line To by se to \'9eilo\line Och je m\'f9j ty smutku\line Mohli bysme v noci klidn\'ec sp\'e1t
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'ccKTER\'dd HOLKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {M\'f9j d\'ecda \'f8\'edk\'e1val: Chlap\'e8e dej na radu \emdash \line n\'eckter\'fd holky jsou nejhez
\'e8\'ed zezadu
\par N\'eckter\'fd zezadu n\'eckter\'fd zep\'f8edu \emdash \line kr\'e1sa je z\'e1visl\'e1 na \'fahlu pohledu
\par M\'f9j d\'ecda \'f8\'edk\'e1val: \'8eivot t\'ec nau\'e8\'ed \emdash \line n\'eckter\'fd holky jsou nejhez\'e8\'ed v n\'e1ru\'e8\'ed
\par N\'eckter\'fd zp\'ecn\'ed krev a jin\'fd jenom \'9elu\'e8\line n\'eckter\'fd holky jsou nejhez\'e8\'ed\line kdy\'9e jsou fu\'e8
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BLUES O PEN\'ccZ\'cdCH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e je m\'e1me Bobe\'e8kov\'e9 draz\'ed\line Kdy\'9e je vob\'e8as m\'e1me Mil\'ed draz\'ed\line
Tak n\'e1s prachy na to tata zkaz\'ed
\par Kdy\'9e n\'e1m ale chyb\'ed hmotnej statek\line Kdy\'9e n\'e1m vob\'e8as chyb\'ed hmotnej statek\line Tak n\'e1s kaz\'ed zase nedostatek
\par Tak\'9ee se t\'edm dilematem \'9eeru\line \'8ee si nevybere\'9a T\'edm se \'9eeru\line Nevyhne\'9a se vad\'e1m charakteru
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BLUES PRO BERNARD\'ddNA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {A\'9e m\'ec jednou lidi unav\'ed\line po\'f8\'edd\'edm si kamar\'e1da bernard\'fdna\line Bernard\'fd
n je prima\line pro klid\line pro zdrav\'ed
\par Budu ho br\'e1t na skleni\'e8ku v\'edna\line Nevy\'e8te mi moje zlozvyky\line Nikdy neodmlouv\'e1\line Nen\'ed p\'f8\'edtel \'f8e\'e8\'ed\line P\'f8inese mi cigarety z\~trafiky\line Ode\'9eene ka\'9ed\'fd nebezpe\'e8\'ed
\par Ne\'f8ekne mi: Hochu adi\'e9\line Sotva najdu v\'ecrn\'ecj\'9a\'edho kamar\'e1da\line R\'e1d si se mnou ob\'e8as\line v noci zavyje\line No a k st\'e1ru bude mi h\'f8\'e1t z\'e1da
\par Nezn\'e1 objektivn\'ed pot\'ed\'9ee\line \'8e\'e1dn\'fd co by kdyby\line \'9e\'e1dn\'fd krindypindy\line V\'9aecky trable za m\'ec hrav\'ec vyl\'ed\'9ee\line Nezav\'e1h\'e1\line Vyt\'e1hne m\'ec z bryndy
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NEGALANTN\'cd KUPLET\line O POSLEDN\'cdM ZVON\'ccN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Roky n\'e1m let\'ed\line \emdash p\'e1mbu s n\'e1mi \emdash \line jako kdy\'9e pr\'e1skne do kon\'ed
\line Co \'e8lov\'eck zme\'9akal\line mil\'e9 d\'e1my\line sotvakdy je\'9at\'ec dohon\'ed
\par Co bylo k\~sm\'edchu\line dnes u\'9e t\'ed\'9e\'ed\line Radosti m\'ecn\'ed po\'f8ad\'ed\line Jako by \'e8lov\'eck\line cloumal m\'f8\'ed\'9e\'ed\line A nikomu to nevad\'ed
\par P\'f8ib\'fdv\'e1 vr\'e1sek\line vadne k\'f9\'9ee\line U\'9e je \'e8as \'9aet\'f8it na v\'ecnce\line Vzdejte to\line U\'9e v\'e1m nepom\'f9\'9ee\line kvart\'e1ln\'ed zm\'ecna milence
\par P\'f8ib\'fdv\'e1 kr\'e1sek\line v\'9aecky mlad\'9a\'ed\line Klidn\'ec si l\'ed\'9eou nanuky\line \'c8lov\'eck m\'e1 d\'eclat\line na co sta\'e8\'ed\line Za\'e8n\'ecte myslet na vnuky
\par Nen\'ed to v\'f9bec ni\'e8\'ed vina\line Ka\'9ed\'fd m\'e1 d\'f9vod\line pro stesky\line Na pl\'e1tn\'ec soukrom\'e9ho kina\line hrajeme\line vlastn\'ed grotesky
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /II/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V p\'f8\'edli\'9a vysok\'e9 koncentraci\line i blbost hroz\'ed exploz\'ed.
\par V\'ecta je napsan\'e1 \'e8i vysloven\'e1 pitomost \emdash a v\'fdjime\'e8n\'ec i my\'9alenka.
\par \'c8lov\'ed\'e8kov\'e9, mysl\'edte, \'9ee budete v\'ect\'9a\'ed,\line kdy\'9e sraz\'edte velik\'e1ny na kolena?
\par My\'9alen\'ed nen\'ed naka\'9eliv\'e9.
\par Kdy\'9e m\'e1\'9a ruce pln\'e9 \'9er\'e1dla,\line t\'ec\'9eko vz\'edt rozum do hrsti.
\par Kdyby tak moud\'f8\'ed tu\'9aili,\line co v\'9aechno dok\'e1\'9eou vymyslet pitomci!
\par Kdykoli cht\'ecj\'ed opatrn\'ed nesouhlasit, vy\'9e\'e1daj\'ed si souhlas vy\'9a\'9a\'edch m\'edst.
\par Blbost je absolutn\'ed polyglot:\line um\'ed mluvit v\'9aemi jazyky sv\'ecta.
\par Nezapom\'ednej, \'9ee kdy\'9e vol\'e1\'9a o pomoc,\line upozor\'f2uje\'9a lumpy, \'9ee jsi bezbrann\'fd.
\par Nejv\'ect\'9a\'ed energetick\'e9 rezervy lidstva\line jsou v hlav\'e1ch idiot\'f9.
\par Mnoz\'ed vyslovuj\'ed \'84Homo sapiens\'93 tak,\line \'9ee to zn\'ed jako ob\'9ealoba.
\par S pomoc\'ed po\'e8\'edta\'e8\'f9 a masov\'fdch m\'e9di\'ed\line z\'edskalo my\'9alen\'ed netu\'9aen\'e9 mo\'9enosti.\line A nemy\'9alen\'ed je\'9at\'ec v\'ect\'9a\'ed.
\par Je to pokrok, stanou-li se z\~patol\'edzal\'f9\line vlezdoprdelist\'e9?
\par Z\'e1m\'ecry pitomc\'f9 jsou nevyzpytateln\'e9 \emdash \line proto maj\'ed tak \'e8asto \'fasp\'ecch.
\par Ve h\'f8motu slogan\'f9 ch\'f8adnou my\'9alenky.
\par \'8e\'edt s hlup\'e1ky je stra\'9an\'e9,\line proto\'9ee se ani na chv\'edli nep\'f8est\'e1vaj\'ed\line tv\'e1\'f8it chyt\'f8e.
\par Kari\'e9rist\'e9, je v\'e1s p\'f8\'edli\'9a mnoho,\line ne\'9e aby ka\'9ed\'fd z v\'e1s mohl ud\'eclat kari\'e9ru!
\par Nenechte bojovat hlup\'e1ky\line pod korouhv\'ed rozumu!
\par Hlavn\'ed p\'f8ednost\'ed Antarktidy\line je minim\'e1ln\'ed v\'fdskyt pitomc\'f9 na km}{\super 2}{.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Mal\'e1 dom\'f9
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1978\emdash 1987
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Pravda
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Pravda b\'fdv\'e1 relativn\'ed.\line Zvl\'e1\'9a\'9d ta pivn\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {AUTOMOBILOV\'c1 HORE\'c8KA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Volant,\line p\'e1ka,\line ped\'e1ly a kola\line ud\'eclaj\'ed chytr\'e1ka i z vola.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {PRVN\'cd P\'d8IK\'c1Z\'c1N\'cd SATIRIKOVA DESATERA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sm\'ecle tepej satiricky\line mal\'e9 lumpy,\line nuly, nicky.\line Netroufej si ale v\'fd\'9a
\emdash \line vyslou\'9e\'ed\'9a si\line Zlatou m\'f8\'ed\'9e.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ASTU\'8aKA UNIVERZ\'c1LN\'cc JUBILEJN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kde se p\'f8\'edli\'9a \'e8asto\line provol\'e1v\'e1 sl\'e1va,\line vytrat\'ed se v\'f9le\line h\'e1
jit lidsk\'e1 pr\'e1va.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ASTU\'8aKA POCHODOV\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'84Lev\'e1! Lev\'e1! Lev\'e1!\'93\line Kampak doj\'edt mohou\line chodci vybaven\'ed\line
pouze jednou nohou?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {D\'d8EVORUBECK\'c1 \'c8ASTU\'8aKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {K\'e1c\'edm lesy, \'f8\'edzy \'f8\'edzy,\line lesy jako z poh\'e1dky.\line St\'f8el\'ed
me je za devizy.\line Bude prostor pro skl\'e1dky.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'da\'d8EDN\'cd V\'ddNOS O \'d8E\'8aEN\'cd ST\'cd\'8eNOST\'cd
NA PROTEKCI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {K likvidaci st\'ed\'9enost\'ed jsme z\'f8\'eddili\line 2 (dv\'ec) sekce:\line pro ty s\~protekc\'ed
\line a\line pro ty bez protekce.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ZA PRAVDU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Za pravdu je r\'f9zn\'e1 sazba \emdash \line jednou pomn\'edk,\line jindy vazba.\line Kdo ji \'f8
ekne d\'f8\'edv ne\'9e v\'e8as,\line tomu pravda\line zlom\'ed vaz.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NESPRAVEDLNOST
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Tv\'e1\'f8, ta mus\'ed sn\'e1\'9aet\line mr\'e1z,\line d\'e9\'9a\'9d,\line jinovatku.\line
Zato ty si hov\'ed\'9a p\'eckn\'ec v teple,\line zadku!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {CO BY \'d8EKL EZOP
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Co by \'f8ekl Ezop\line o vedouc\'ed roli?\line Tam, kde jsou lvi v kleci,\line vl\'e1dnou za n\'ec
voli.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'8aUDE NAJDE\'8a POU\'c8EN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Pou\'e8te se v chl\'edvku u svin\'ed:\line kdo se pere u koryta,\line ten se u\'9apin\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {KAN\'c1\'d8I
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Za misku vody,\line misku zobu\line trylkuj\'ed \'f3dy na svou dobu,\line S kan\'e1ry nejsou pot\'ed
\'9ee.\line Jsou vd\'ec\'e8n\'ed\line ba i za m\'f8\'ed\'9ee.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MAL\'c1 DOM\'d9
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'84Smr\'e1dek, ale teplou\'e8ko!\'93\line Hle, tady je\line stru\'e8n\'fd n\'e1stin \'e8esk\'e9
filozofie.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {HLOUP\'c1 OT\'c1ZKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Co po n\'e1s na\'9ae d\'ecti zd\'ecd\'ed?\line P\'e1r moudr\'fdch ot\'e1zek\line a hloup\'fdch odpov
\'ecd\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /III/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Napoleoni, nehrajte se zem\'eckoul\'ed bili\'e1r!
\par Nemocn\'e1 doba se nepozn\'e1\line podle mno\'9estv\'ed nemocnic,\line ale \'9eal\'e1\'f8\'f9.
\par Chce\'9a vstoupit do d\'ecjin? O\'e8isti si boty!
\par V zem\'edch, kde hlas lidu\line plat\'ed jen za jeden hlas,\line je snadn\'e9 ho p\'f8ehlasovat.
\par Dnes u\'9e i hyeny um\'ecj\'ed \'f8v\'e1t jako lev.
\par Ka\'9ed\'fd tyran v\'ec\'f8\'ed, \'9ee \'9apinav\'e9 ruce lze um\'fdt.\line Krv\'ed.
\par Ka\'9ed\'fd, kdo zn\'e1siln\'ed svobodu,\line si namlouv\'e1, \'9ee se zaslou\'9eil o jej\'ed syny.
\par Pro\'e8 se d\'ecjiny p\'ed\'9aou krv\'ed?\line Proto\'9ee inkoust je dra\'9e\'9a\'ed.
\par Pros\'edm, a\'9d \'9eije X.Y.\line Ale ne na m\'f9j \'fa\'e8et!
\par I sn\'e1\'f8e pro\'9aly cenzurou.
\par Ti, co volaj\'ed \'84V\'edce odvahy!\'93,\line si mo\'9en\'e1 jen vyhl\'ed\'9eej\'ed ob\'ecti.
\par Velc\'ed trpasl\'edci to mohou dot\'e1hnout\line a\'9e na mal\'e9 obry.
\par Tyran se m\'fdl\'ed jen v mez\'edch z\'e1kona.\line Z\'e1kona d\'9eungle.
\par \'c8tete-li zfal\'9aovan\'e9 d\'ecjepisy,\line nedoufejte v pou\'e8en\'ed z historie.
\par V pot\'ecmkinovsk\'fdch vesnic\'edch\line b\'fdv\'e1 prav\'e1 jen \'9aatlava.
\par Mizantrop se rozho\'f8\'e8uje,\line \'9ee \'e8lov\'eck se d\'e1 nejsn\'e1ze uml\'e8et\line kusem \'9evance,\line zat\'edmco filantrop se raduje,\line \'9ee to je ten nejhum\'e1nn\'ecj\'9a\'ed zp\'f9sob.
\par P\'f8ed soudem d\'ecjin\line se inkvizice h\'e1j\'ed t\'edm,\line \'9ee kdy\'9e zapaluje hranice pod kac\'ed\'f8i,\line \'9a\'ed\'f8\'ed sv\'ectlo v temn\'fdch dob\'e1ch.
\par Kde je optimismus povinn\'fd,\line tam je zapot\'f8eb\'ed pesimist\'f9.
\par Kdo chce p\'f8evychovat lidstvo,\line m\'ecl by za\'e8\'edt u vlastn\'edch d\'ect\'ed.
\par Ti, co kr\'e1\'e8ej\'ed v \'e8ele,\line obvykle p\'f8ek\'e1\'9eej\'ed ostatn\'edm\line v rychlej\'9a\'edm pochodu.
\par Cestu ke svobod\'ec\line si nenech\'e1vej ukazovat obu\'9akem!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page R\'fdmy pod psa
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1975\emdash l986
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ASTU\'8aKA O PRAOTCI \'8aVEJKOVI A JEHO POTOMC\'cdCH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8e\'9ai byli ho\'9ai tvrd\'ed,\line t\'e1hli sv\'ectem stovky let\line hledat zemi plnou strd\'ed,
\line zemsk\'fd r\'e1j to napohled.
\par A kdy\'9e p\'f8i\'9ali k ho\'f8e \'d8\'edpu,\line Praotec \'8avejk zvolal: Stop!\line Naraz\'edme do n\'ecj p\'edpu* \emdash \line u\'9e je konec temn\'fdch dob!
\par D\'edky, bo\'9ee, za tv\'e9 dary,\line p\'f8i\'9ala chv\'edle obrody,\line postav\'edme pivovary,\line zalo\'9e\'edme hospody!
\par A co s t\'ecmi, co tu \'9eij\'ed?\line A\'9d se projdou cizinou!\line Pora\'efme se s histori\'ed \emdash \line Kelti beztak vyhynou!
\par My jsme n\'e1rod holubi\'e8\'ed,\line my jsme n\'e1rod laskav\'fd,\line a ten tady v\'9aecko zni\'e8\'ed,\line ne\'9e to n\'eckdo zastav\'ed! \emdash
\par }{\fs16 * Ver\'9a jsem si vyp\'f9j\'e8il od J. Oul\'edka. Jirko, d\'edky!
\par }{Od t\'ecch dob jsou u n\'e1s \'c8echy,\line u\'9e to nejde napravit.\line Vyr\'e1b\'edme ne\'fasp\'ecchy\line podle hesla TO CHCE KLID!
\par Lipany a B\'edl\'e1 hora,\line to je na\'9ae cesta vp\'f8ed.\line Vl\'eddn\'e1 n\'e1ru\'e8 protektora\line zbav\'ed n\'e1rod hr\'f9z a b\'ecd.
\par Od t\'ecch dob je v \'c8ech\'e1ch \'9eivo,\line jdeme na to od lesa.\line M\'e1me svoje ob\'ec\'9eivo,\line pivo, metro, matesa,
\par setrval\'fd \'fasm\'ecv na rtu,\line lep\'9a\'ed p\'f8\'ed\'9at\'ed nav\'ecky,\line Favority, Prior, Spartu,\line m\'e1v\'e1tka i pendreky,
\par svoje negry, svoje \'9aejky,\line n\'fdmandy i p\'f8edsedy,\line svoje Husy i sv\'e9 \'8avejky,\line ba i d\'ecdy V\'9aev\'ecdy.
\par M\'e1me svoje Pou\'e8en\'ed\line z krizov\'e9ho v\'fdvoje,\line a i kdy\'9e se \'e8asy m\'ecn\'ed,\line nevzd\'e1me se bez boje.
\par L\'e9ta let\'ed, roky plynou\line stejn\'ec jako valuty.\line \'c8e\'9ai nikdy nevyhynou,\line u\'9e to v\'edme natuty.
\par Ani ohn\'ecm, ani mrazem,\line dokud stoj\'ed hora \'d8\'edp.\line \'d8\'edk\'e1me si s Dikobrazem:\line S \'daSM\'ccVEM JDE V\'8aECKO L\'cdP!
\par L\'edp se l\'9ee a l\'edp se \'9aid\'ed,\line l\'edp se krade, vem kde vem,\line l\'edp se \'9ed\'edm\'e1 du\'9ae z lid\'ed,\line l\'edp se chc\'edp\'e1 s \'fasm\'ecvem.
\par My jsme n\'e1rod holubi\'e8\'ed,\line my jsme n\'e1rod laskav\'fd,\line a ten se s\'e1m brzy zni\'e8\'ed,\line ne\'9e to n\'eckdo zastav\'ed\'85
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8\'cdM BUDU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i (Podle slohov\'e9 pr\'e1ce R. K., \'9e\'e1ka 4. t\'f8\'eddy)
\par }{Vyu\'e8\'edm se na veksl\'e1ka,\line to je prima d\'9eob.\line Odv\'e1\'9en\'ec a hrd\'ec vstoup\'edm\line do t\'e1tov\'fdch stop.
\par Budu um\'ect ciz\'ed \'f8e\'e8i\line a zn\'e1t valuty.\line Vyu\'e8\'edm se na veksl\'e1ka,\line to je natuty!
\par I kdy\'9e tohle povol\'e1n\'ed \line \'e1 sv\'f9j l\'edc i rub,\line veksl\'e1k nen\'ed poseroutka,\line um\'ed pustit chlup.
\par Kdy\'9e m\'ec polda n\'eckdy sbal\'ed,\line t\'e1tu vod d\'ect\'ed,\line v\'9aak se o m\'ec postaraj\'ed\line kmot\'f8i z podsv\'ect\'ed.
\par Vyu\'e8\'edm se na veksl\'e1ka,\line tak to mus\'ed bejt.\line Budu frajer, co se vyzn\'e1,\line a ne \'f2\'e1kej \'9amejd.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {TELEVIZN\'cd D\'ccTI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Jak jsou \'e8il\'e9, jak jsou chytr\'e9\line televizn\'ed d\'ecti!\line \'c8tou a p\'ed\'9aou ve t
\'f8ech letech,\line diskutuj\'ed v p\'ecti.
\par V\'9aecko znaj\'ed, v\'9aecko v\'ecd\'ed,\line co bychom se b\'e1li \emdash \line zvl\'e1dnou chvilky poezie,\line ba i seri\'e1ly.
\par P\'f8eh\'e1daj\'ed u\'e8itele,\line trumfnou m\'e1my, t\'e1ty.\line Mezi dv\'ecma ve\'e8ern\'ed\'e8ky\line slo\'9e\'ed doktor\'e1ty.
\par Pro\'e8pak pro n\'ec stav\'ect \'9akoly,\line intern\'e1ty, menzy?\line Ne\'9e vyrostou z kr\'e1tk\'fdch kalhot,\line budou d\'e1vno v penzi.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ESK\'c1 PAN\'cd 1986
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Posly\'9ate chv\'e1lu\line vz\'e1cn\'e9 \'e8esk\'e9 pan\'ed,\line kter\'e1 sv\'e9 bli\'9en\'ed\line
\'f8\'edd\'ed pevnou dlan\'ed,\line m\'e1 p\'f8ehled o v\'9aem,\line chv\'e1l\'ed, trest\'e1, vel\'ed,\line aby byl \'9eivot\line jaksepat\'f8\'ed skv\'ecl\'fd.
\par V\'ed zkr\'e1tka svoje,\line odeb\'edr\'e1 Vlastu,\line v\'ed, \'9ee je t\'f8eba\line mu\'9e\'f9m br\'e1nit v chlastu \emdash \line jen a\'9d si daj\'ed\line kolu nebo tonik,\line pak samy zmiz\'ed\line hr\'f9zy z \'e8ern\'fdch kronik.\line Mu\'9ei jsou d
\'ecti,\line v\'ec\'e8n\'ec by si hr\'e1li \emdash \line nutno jim v\'9at\'edpit\line pevn\'e9 ide\'e1ly!
\par Jen proto tedy\line chv\'e1l\'ed, trest\'e1, vel\'ed \emdash \line aby byl \'9eivot\line jaksepat\'f8\'ed skv\'ecl\'fd.\line A vel\'ed r\'e1zn\'ec\line jako mar\'9a\'e1lkyn\'ec \emdash \line doma i v pr\'e1ci,\line v posteli i v kin\'ec.\line Pro\'e8
by si hr\'e1la\line na bezbrannou v\'edlu?
\par Velen\'ed ov\'9aem\line \'9akod\'ed sex-appealu.
\par A man\'9eel \emdash b\'e1c ho! \emdash \line vyu\'9eije chv\'edle\line a honem sko\'e8\'ed\line pod pe\'f8inu k v\'edle,\line aby ji chr\'e1nil\line p\'f8ed nep\'f8\'edzn\'ed sv\'ecta \emdash \line tak\'9ee je r\'e1zem\line bl\'e1zen, h\'f2up a sketa.
\par Hej, vz\'e1cn\'e1 pan\'ed,\line nem\'ecj zmatek v hlav\'ec \emdash \line n\'e1\'9a doktor Plz\'e1k\line porad\'ed ti hrav\'ec:\line Mu\'9ei jsou trubci,\line maj\'ed \'e8erta v t\'ecle.\line Cht\'ecj\'ed m\'edt v\'edlu,\line a ne velitele.
\par Nic nen\'ed snaz\'9a\'ed,\line na\'9ae vz\'e1cn\'e1 pan\'ed,\line sta\'e8\'ed b\'fdt v\'edlou,\line j\'ed\'9e se mu\'9ei klan\'ed,\line kter\'e1 si nev\'ed\line rady v\'f9bec v ni\'e8em \emdash \line t\'edm zkrot\'ed\'9a mu\'9ee\line mnohem l\'edp ne\'9e
bi\'e8em.\line Jen k\'f8ehk\'e1 v\'edla\line dom\'f9\'9ee se pr\'e1va.
\par \'d3 \'e8esk\'e1 pan\'ed,\line bu\'efte v\'ec\'e8n\'ec zdr\'e1va!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ROBOT NULT\'c9 S\'c9RIE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Robot nult\'e9 s\'e9rie\line nekou\'f8\'ed a nepije,\line klidn\'ec mak\'e1 na t\'f8i sm\'ecny denn
\'ec.\line Pozorn\'fd a ch\'e1pav\'fd,\line b\'e1je\'e8n\'ec v\'e1s pobav\'ed,\line spolehliv\'ec slou\'9e\'ed dne\'9an\'ed \'9een\'ec.
\par Va\'f8\'ed, pere, sm\'fd\'e8\'ed byt,\line chce se \'9een\'ec zal\'edbit,\line neh\'e1d\'e1 se, neholduje pivu.\line Um\'ed \'f8\'edkat \'84M\'e1m t\'ec r\'e1d\'93,\line nen\'ed \'9e\'e1dn\'fd desper\'e1t\line a je obl\'edben\'fd v kolektivu.
\par Robot nult\'e9 s\'e9rie\line nikdy \'9eenu nebije,\line v programu m\'e1 sam\'e9 n\'ec\'9en\'e9 v\'ecty.\line Um\'ed l\'edbat zvesela,\line nahrad\'ed i man\'9eela,\line nem\'e1 pomy\'9alen\'ed na z\'e1lety.
\par Nevztek\'e1 se, nef\'f2uk\'e1\line a je na n\'ecj z\'e1ruka,\line zkr\'e1tka v\'9aechny parametry skv\'ecl\'e9.\line Robot je n\'e1\'9a nov\'fd hit,\line ra\'e8te si ho po\'f8\'eddit!\line Kdy\'9e v\'e1s nud\'ed, sta\'e8\'ed vypnout rel\'e9.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {EXKURZE V PRACOVN\'cc B\'c1SN\'cdKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Hle, b\'e1sn\'edk tvo\'f8\'ed.\line Nesly\'9a\'ed, je v transu \emdash \line p\'f8ikl\'e1d\'e1
palec na tep \'9eivota.\line A\'e8 p\'f8ipom\'edn\'e1 vzhledem\line Sancho Panzu,\line m\'e1 srdce Dona Quijota.
\par Ta tu\'9eka, kterou v zadum\'e1m hry\'9ee,\line m\'e1 tvrdost 2B.\line Zm\'eck\'e8uje mu styl.\line K oprav\'ec hrubek pou\'9e\'edv\'e1 pry\'9ee.\line (Ty by mu kritik sotva odpustil.)
\par Kdy\'9e b\'fdval mal\'fd,\line ps\'e1val po zdech k\'f8\'eddou\line poselstv\'ed sv\'ectu.\line B\'fdval za to bit.\line Dnes trp\'ed t\'ec\'9ekou metaforitidou.\line Elix\'edr ml\'e1d\'ed tou\'9e\'ed vyrobit.
\par M\'e1 sm\'ecl\'e9 pl\'e1ny.\line Zpev\'f2uje si normy.\line A \'9aet\'f8\'ed pap\'edr \emdash mysl\'ed na lesy.\line Nad\'edv\'e1 obsah do mistrovsk\'e9 formy.\line Tum\'e1te kn\'ed\'9eku \emdash \'e8t\'ecte si!
\par P\'ed\'9ae a \'9akrt\'e1.\line Kou\'f8\'ed se mu z lebky.\line Dejte mu n\'eckdo obklad na hlavu!\line P\'f9jdeme, pros\'edm.\line Vyzujte si trepky.\line A po\'9alete sem dal\'9a\'ed v\'fdpravu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BAJKA VOLEBN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i (Voln\'ec dle Ezopa)
\par }{Stoj\'ed, stoj\'ed voli\line na volebn\'edm poli,\line h\'e1daj\'ed se, koho zvolit\line na vedouc\'ed roli.
\par Sly\'9aelo je tele,\line prohl\'e1silo sm\'ecle:\line \'84Zvol\'edme si velevola,\line a\'9d n\'e1m kr\'e1\'e8\'ed v \'e8ele!\'93
\par Dle t\'e9 moudr\'e9 rady\line v\'9aichni dohromady\line zvolili si velevola\line a te\'ef hubnou hlady.
\par Ka\'9ed\'fd v\'f9l i kr\'e1va\line p\'f8esto bu\'e8\'ed: \'84Sl\'e1va!\line P\'f8i\'9ala \'e9ra prosperity,\line pokroku a pr\'e1va!\'93
\par V t\'e9hle bajce nen\'ed\line \'9e\'e1dn\'e9 nau\'e8en\'ed,\line nebo\'9d tam, kde vol\'ed voli,\line sv\'ect se sotva zm\'ecn\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {APR\'cdLOV\'dd SONET O TUZEMSK\'ddCH MUDRC\'cdCH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Co \'c8ech, to v\'9aev\'ecd. Je to na\'9ae hobby \emdash \line v hospod\'ec s vervou p\'f8ed\'ecl\'e1
vat sv\'ect.\line Tam \'e8lov\'eck saje rozum do z\'e1soby.\line To\'9d \'e8esk\'fd \'fad\'ecl \emdash v\'9aemu rozum\'ect.
\par Po dvou t\'f8ech pivech \'e8lov\'eck zvl\'e1dne hrav\'ec\line um\'ecn\'ed, v\'ecdu, politiku, sport\'85\line Po \'e8tvrt\'e9m pivu se n\'e1m l\'edhnou v\~hlav\'ec\line n\'e1pady zral\'e9 rovnou na export.
\par Mozkov\'e9 trasty p\'f8edou v ka\'9ed\'e9m \'9aenku;\line \'c8ech nikdy nem\'e1 nouzi o my\'9alenku,\line po p\'e1t\'e9m pivu sv\'ectu vyt\'f8e zrak.
\par V praxi se, pravda, v\'9edycky n\'ecco zhat\'ed,\line le\'e8 v teorii, ach m\'ed mil\'ed zlat\'ed,\line jsme kabr\'f2\'e1ci \emdash tak a nejinak!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /IV/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zamilovan\'ed sp\'ecchaj\'ed, pon\'ecvad\'9e tu\'9a\'ed,\line \'9ee v\'ec\'e8nost trv\'e1 p\'f8\'edli
\'9a kr\'e1tce.
\par Kdyby \'9eeny tolik netou\'9eily po \'9at\'ecst\'ed,\line nebylo by tolik ne\'9a\'9dastn\'fdch mu\'9e\'f9.
\par N\'eckte\'f8\'ed mu\'9ei um\'ecj\'ed ml\'e8et\line tak v\'fdmluvn\'ec,\line a\'9e se \'9eeny \'e8ervenaj\'ed.
\par \'8eeny cht\'ecj\'ed, abys m\'ecl rozum,\line jen proto, aby t\'ec o n\'ecj mohly\line p\'f8ipravit.
\par Absolutn\'ed koketa dovede mrknout\line v\'9aemi o\'e8ky na pun\'e8och\'e1ch.
\par \'8eeny p\'f8i l\'edb\'e1n\'ed p\'f8iv\'edraj\'ed o\'e8i\line jako st\'f8elec, kter\'fd t\'ec m\'e1 na mu\'9ace.
\par Pozor na and\'ecly!\line Dovedou ud\'eclat ze \'9eivota peklo.
\par Kdekdo by cht\'ecl pro\'9e\'edvat\line milostn\'e9 rom\'e1ny \emdash \line a mus\'ed se spokojit se soudni\'e8kou.
\par M\'e1lokter\'e1 \'9eena p\'f8ipust\'ed,\line abyste si z n\'ed celou noc d\'eclali\line dobr\'fd den.
\par Erotoman si p\'f8edstavuje\line sexu\'e1ln\'ed revoluci \'fapln\'ec jinak\line ne\'9e impotent.
\par Ka\'9ed\'e1 \'9eena m\'e1 slabost pro pitomce,\line pon\'ecvad\'9e si mysl\'ed, \'9ee zpitom\'ecli\line z l\'e1sky k n\'ed.
\par Salonn\'ed erotoman by m\'ecl b\'fdt kup\'edrov\'e1n.
\par Kr\'e1sn\'e9 \'9eeny jsou jen v\'edce \'e8i m\'e9n\'ec\line zda\'f8il\'e9 kopie ide\'e1lu kr\'e1sy \emdash \line zato o\'9akliv\'e9, to je v\'9edycky origin\'e1l.
\par Telefonn\'ed sex byl vynalezen\line k uspokojen\'ed mu\'9e\'f9,\line kte\'f8\'ed maj\'ed m\'edsto pohlav\'ed ucho.
\par \'8eeny tou\'9e\'ed po bezpe\'e8n\'e9m p\'f8\'edstavu\line pln\'e9m nebezpe\'e8n\'fdch bitevn\'edch lod\'ed.
\par Vztah mezi ob\'ecma pohlav\'edmi\line obvykle b\'fdv\'e1 jen z\'e1le\'9eitost\'ed pohlav\'ed.
\par M\'edt nejlep\'9a\'ed pov\'ecst neb\'fdv\'e1 pro \'9eenu\line ta nejlep\'9a\'ed pov\'ecst.
\par \'8eeny n\'e1m nikdy neprominou\line sv\'e9 vlastn\'ed omyly.
\par Ne\'9e vymysl\'ed\'9a sto zp\'f9sob\'f9,\line jak opustit svou l\'e1sku,\line ona t\'ec opust\'ed st\'fdm prv\'fdm.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Erotikon
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1982\emdash 1991
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {D\'ccLBA PR\'c1CE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Donchu\'e1n zve d\'e1my na gin.\line Platonik\line na sodovku nebo na tonik.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {OTCOVSK\'c9 POU\'c8EN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Na knofl\'ed\'e8ky, na pentli\'e8ky\line panensk\'e9ho korzetu\line gentleman m\'e1 rukavi\'e8ky,
\line pop\'f8\'edpad\'ec pinzetu.\line Zkr\'e1tka jenom pras\'e1k\line pou\'9e\'edv\'e1 has\'e1k.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MINISUKN\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8eeny, je\'9e nos\'ed mini,\line \'e8ekaj\'ed maxi\'e8iny.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA ZELIN\'c1\'d8SK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Nejchutn\'ecj\'9a\'ed ovoce jsou cecky:\line sam\'e1 du\'9eina a \'9e\'e1dn\'e9 pecky.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POCTA CASANOVOVI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Casanova, Mistr l\'e1sky,\line m\'edval \'fasp\'ecch, proto\'9ee\line nezval d\'e1my na proch\'e1zky,
\line ale rovnou do lo\'9ee.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA O SNU A REALIT\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e se v kin\'ec d\'edv\'e1m\line na Ornellu Muti,\line tou\'9e\'edm plenit d\'edv\'e8\'ed
tutti-frutti.\line Ale kdy\'9e se mrknu na R\'f9\'9eu,\line nem\'f9\'9eu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {AMOR INTERRUPTUS
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V televizn\'edm seri\'e1lu\line trv\'e1 mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line
mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho,\line mnoho dn\'ed,\line ne\'9e chlap \'9eenu\line bez v\'e1h\'e1n\'ed\line oplodn\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {EROTIKON
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kter\'fd chlap m\'e1 \emdash \line ehm zv\'edci toporu,\line u toho v\'9edy \'9eeny\line
najdou oporu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POCTA ARCHIMEDOVI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'d2adra pono\'f8en\'e1 do Jadranu}{\super 1}{\line nadleh\'e8uje s\'edla\line rovn\'e1 v\'e1ze vody}
{\super 2\line }{doty\'e8n\'fdmi \'f2adry vytla\'e8en\'e93.
\par }{\super 1}{Pokud nen\'ed Jadran, pou\'9eijte vanu.\line }{\super 2 }{Pokud nen\'ed voda, sta\'e8\'ed k pokusu veletucet lahv\'ed \'9aampusu.\line }{\super 3 }{Pakli\'9ee v\'e1s, d\'e1my, nadleh\'e8uje ruka,\line je\'9e v\'e1s pln\'ed prudkou z\'e1vrat
\'ed,\line ruka chlupat\'e9ho pl\'e1\'9eov\'e9ho hromotluka \emdash \line Archimed\'f9v z\'e1kon v\'fdjime\'e8n\'ec neplat\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {EMANCIPACE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i (Shrnut\'ed probl\'e9mu)
\par }{Mu\'9e? Ku\'9a!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {T\'d8I F\'c1ZE LIDSK\'c9 SEXUALITY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1.V\'ed\'9a co, a nev\'ed\'9a jak.\line 2.V\'ed\'9a jak, a nev\'ed\'9a s k\'fdm.\line 3.V\'ed\'9a s k
\'fdm, a nev\'ed\'9a pro\'e8.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DOKUD
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Dokud stoj\'ed,\line co m\'e1 st\'e1t,\line trv\'e1 l\'e1sky majest\'e1t.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /V/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Nezv\'ecte si na svatbu muzikanty,\line kte\'f8\'ed hraj\'ed na poh\'f8bech!
\par \'8eenu je nutno \'9e\'e1dat o ruku i v p\'f8\'edpad\'ec,\line \'9ee t\'ec na n\'ed v\'edce zaj\'edmaj\'ed jin\'e9 org\'e1ny.
\par I tv\'e1 svatebn\'ed noc m\'f9\'9ee b\'fdt\line bartolom\'ecjsk\'e1.
\par Ze \'9apatn\'fdch milenc\'f9 se rekrutuj\'ed\line dob\'f8\'ed man\'9eel\'e9.
\par L\'e1ska je j\'edzda z\~kopce\line s porouchan\'fdmi brzdami.\line Man\'9eelstv\'ed je j\'edzda do kopce\line se zablokovan\'fdmi brzdami.
\par Bu\'ef sv\'e9 \'9een\'ec rodinn\'fdm p\'f8\'edtelem!
\par Man\'9eel je mu\'9e,\line kter\'fd si p\'f8i ka\'9ed\'e9 v\'fdplat\'ec\line p\'f8edpl\'e1c\'ed to, co milenec dost\'e1v\'e1 zdarma.
\par \'8eivotn\'ed \'fasp\'ecch mnoha \'9een:\line b\'fdt \'9a\'9dastn\'e1 v ne\'9a\'9dastn\'e9m man\'9eelstv\'ed.
\par Kdo m\'e1 zlou \'9eenu,\line pova\'9euje polygamii za trest.
\par Milovanou \'9eenu mus\'ed\'9a ch\'e1pat,\line i kdy\'9e ji v\'f9bec nech\'e1pe\'9a.
\par Kulov\'fd blesk l\'e1sky doho\'f8\'edv\'e1 dlouh\'e1 l\'e9ta\line v rodinn\'e9m krbu.
\par Rozma\'f8il\'e9 \'9eeny chod\'ed\line do salonu kr\'e1sy na ple\'9dov\'e9 mas\'e1\'9ee,\line \'9aetrn\'fdm sta\'e8\'ed p\'e1r facek od man\'9eela.
\par Man\'9eel\'e9 by m\'ecli tr\'e1vit dovolenou ka\'9ed\'fd zvl\'e1\'9a\'9d,\line aby nabrali dostatek sil\line do nov\'fdch man\'9eelsk\'fdch bitev.
\par Anekdot\'e1m o man\'9eelstv\'ed se jinak sm\'ecj\'ed svobodn\'ed\line a jinak \'9eenat\'ed.
\par P\'f8ed vdavekchtiv\'fdmi \'9eenami t\'ec ochr\'e1n\'ed\line jedin\'ec man\'9eelka.
\par Zdaleka ne ka\'9ed\'fd, kdo m\'e1 zlou \'9eenu,\line se stane Sokratem.
\par Soulo\'9ete potichu, nebo budete m\'edt hlu\'e8n\'e9 d\'ecti!
\par Kter\'e1 man\'9eelka nem\'e1 nutk\'e1n\'ed\line vyprat a vy\'9eehlit man\'9eelovy tajn\'e9 sny?
\par \'8e\'edt se \'9eenou je horor.\line V\'ect\'9a\'ed horor je u\'9e jen \'9e\'edt s mu\'9eem.
\par V z\'e1pase pohlav\'ed nakonec zv\'edt\'ecz\'ed bezpohlavn\'ed.
\par Kdy\'9e se dva miluj\'ed, nepot\'f8ebuj\'ed nic a nikoho.\line Kdy\'9e se p\'f8estanou milovat,\line po\'f8\'e1d je\'9at\'ec mohou spole\'e8n\'ec milovat sv\'e9ho psa.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page V\'ectrn\'e9 spodky
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1982\emdash 1989
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DOBR\'dd \'c8LOV\'ccK JE\'8aT\'cc \'8eIJE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Dobr\'fd \'e8lov\'eck je\'9at\'ec \'9eije,\line vid\'ecli ho ve st\'f8edu.\line Krmil pt\'e1\'e8
ky pobl\'ed\'9e Dyje\line a pak zmizel z dohledu.
\par Dobr\'fd \'e8lov\'eck je\'9at\'ec \'9eije,\line dnes u\'9e je to vz\'e1cn\'fd druh.\line Dokud sv\'ectu vl\'e1dly kyje,\line b\'fdvalo jich jako much.
\par I kdy\'9e ob\'e8as vyjde z bytu,\line nevych\'e1z\'ed ze stresu.\line \'8eije v p\'f8\'edsn\'e9m inkognitu,\line \'e8asto m\'ecn\'ed adresu.
\par To m\'ec ov\'9aem zvolat nut\'ed:\line Dejte p\'f8\'edkaz k odchytu!\line V\'9edy\'9d mu hroz\'ed vyhynut\'ed!\line Chra\'f2te vz\'e1cnou raritu!
\par Najdeme mu v\'ecrnou dru\'9eku\line na n\'eckter\'e9m n\'e1ro\'9e\'ed,\line i kdy\'9e to d\'e1 p\'ecknou fu\'9aku,\line mo\'9en\'e1 \'9ee se rozmno\'9e\'ed.
\par Dobr\'fd \'e8lov\'eck je\'9at\'ec \'9eije,\line ale u\'9e m\'e1 nam\'e1le \emdash \line historick\'e1 trag\'e9die\line sp\'ecje k sv\'e9mu fin\'e1le.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ZL\'c1 KOBYLA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i (Na lidov\'fd motiv)
\par }{Kdy\'9e jsem byl mali\'e8k\'fd pachol\'ed\'e8ek,\line \'9al\'e1pl mi kon\'ed\'e8ek na mal\'ed\'e8ek\'85
\par Nebyl jsem mali\'e8k\'fd, byl jsem u\'9e pacholek,\line zka\'9een\'fd rodi\'e8i, ze \'9akol i od holek.
\par Nebyl to kon\'ed\'e8ek, byla to kobyla,\line potvora spla\'9aen\'e1 takhle m\'ec dobila.
\par Nebyl to mal\'ed\'e8ek, \'9al\'e1pla mi na hlavu,\line te\'ef ji m\'e1m \'9ai\'9aatou, se\'9aitou v \'fastavu.
\par Kdy\'9e jsem se o holi dobelhal k ma\'9atali,\line bestie kobyl\'ed se je\'9at\'ec \'f8ehtaly!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'ccTRN\'c9 SPODKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V m\'e1jov\'e9m v\'e1nku vlaj\'ed spodky,\line \'9a\'9dastn\'ec si vlaj\'ed na \'9a\'f2\'f9\'f8e,
\line napjat\'e9 mezi maringotky\line coby hold m\'edstn\'ed kultu\'f8e.
\par Se\'9aity pevnou re\'9enou nit\'ed,\line oko i du\'9ai povznesou;\line svou skromnou roli v \'f8\'e1du byt\'ed\line pln\'ed si vzorn\'ec, s noblesou.
\par Neobt\'ed\'9eeny \'9e\'e1dnou vinou\line sv\'e9hlav\'fdch, py\'9an\'fdch, zr\'e1dn\'fdch hlav,\line \'9a\'9dastn\'ec si vlaj\'ed, p\'f8i\'e8em\'9e kynou\line cel\'e9mu sv\'ectu na pozdrav.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {JEN KV\'d9LI P\'d8\'cdSLOV\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e mistr tesa\'f8 utne se\line jen kv\'f9li p\'f8\'edslov\'ed,\line za\'e8ne ho mu\'e8it obsese,
\line jak si to zodpov\'ed.
\par Za\'e8ne se tr\'e1pit, nevesel,\line \'9ee se mu zhrout\'ed krov,\line upadne presti\'9e \'f8emesel,\line no prost\'ec \'9akoda slov.
\par V \'9ealu si zajde na p\'e1r piv\line a skon\'e8\'ed u rumu,\line zapije ztr\'e1tu perspektiv\line i ztr\'e1tu rozumu.
\par \'8ee rum je p\'eckn\'e1 bestie,\line to jist\'ec kdekdo v\'ed\'85\line Co kdy\'9e se tesa\'f8 upije\line jen kv\'f9li p\'f8\'edslov\'ed?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {L\'c1SKA PODLE HITCHCOCKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i (Lyrick\'fd horor)
\par }{\'d8ekla kostra kost\'f8e,\line a\'9d se k l\'e1sce prost\'f8e,\line \'9ee j\'ed padla vo funusu do voka.\line \'d8ekla kost\'f8e kostra:\line Ty de\'9a na m\'ec zvostra,\line to je teda l\'e1ska podle Hitchcocka!
\par \'d8ekla kostra kost\'f8e,\line a\'9d se k l\'e1sce prost\'f8e,\line um\'edr\'e1\'e8ek bimb\'e1 sladk\'fd vyzn\'e1n\'ed.\line \'d8ekla kost\'f8e kostra:\line Ty de\'9a na m\'ec zvostra,\line to se \'9eensk\'e1 l\'e1sce t\'ec\'9eko ubr\'e1n\'ed!
\par \'d8ekla kostra kost\'f8e,\line a\'9d se k l\'e1sce prost\'f8e:\line Kdy\'9e mi ned\'e1\'9a, sv\'ect se brzo vylidn\'ed!\line \'d8ekla kost\'f8e kostra:\line Ty de\'9a na m\'ec zvostra,\line nevad\'ed ti, \'9ee sem drobet frigidn\'ed?
\par \'d8ekla kostra kost\'f8e,\line a\'9d se k l\'e1sce prost\'f8e:\line Uk\'e1\'9eu ti cestu r\'e1jem je\'9at\'ec dnes!\line \'d8ekla kost\'f8e kostra:\line Ty de\'9a na m\'ec zvostra,\line nevad\'ed ti, \'9ee jsi d\'e1vno dole bez?
\par \'d8ekla kostra kost\'f8e,\line a\'9d se k l\'e1sce prost\'f8e,\line \'9ee j\'ed padla vo funusu do voka.\line \'d8ekla kost\'f8e kostra:\line Ty de\'9a na m\'ec zvostra,\line to je teda l\'e1ska podle Hitchcocka!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Chlubila se zn\'e1m\'e1 rajda,\line \'9ee to v\'9edycky tvrdila:\line Jekyll nos\'ed masku Hyda\line
a Hyde masku Jekylla.
\par N\'ecco zd\'ecd\'ed\'9a po mamince,\line n\'ecco zase po otci \emdash \line gauner vedle dobrodince\line jsou tv\'ed v\'ecrn\'ed pr\'f9vodci.
\par Koho d\'ecs\'ed prudk\'e1 zm\'ecna,\line nespol\'e9h\'e1 na geny \emdash \line ctnostnou maskou gentlemana\line skryje du\'9ai hyeny.
\par I kdy\'9e se to nezd\'e1 k v\'ed\'f8e,\line ka\'9ed\'fd z n\'e1s je takov\'fd \emdash \line nap\'f9l sv\'ectec, nap\'f9l zv\'ed\'f8e\'85\line Kdo z nich si to zodpov\'ed?
\par Nevykl\'e1dej kdesi cosi,\line dopij l\'e1hev Black & White,\line odlo\'9e masku, \'f8ekni, kdo jsi \emdash \line Mister Jekyll?\line Doktor Hyde?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {R\'ddM NA HOUSLE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Jestlipak mohou slepice hr\'e1t na housle?\line Mohou, ale jenom nohou!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ZN\'c1MKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Psal jsem dopis \emdash a te\'ef hled\'edm na zn\'e1mku,\line zah\'e1n\'ecje neodbytnou pozn\'e1mku.
\par Zn\'e1mku, j\'ed\'9e se tato b\'e1se\'f2 dot\'fdk\'e1,\line zdob\'ed toti\'9e podobizna st\'e1tn\'edka.
\par N\'eckomu to mo\'9en\'e1 ani nevad\'ed,\line olizovat st\'e1tn\'edkovi pozad\'ed \emdash
\par ale mn\'ec je z toho t\'ec\'9eko na du\'9ai:\line j\'e1 bych rad\'9ai olizoval Venu\'9ai\'85\line (nebo Milu\'9ai nebo Kv\'ectu\'9ai nebo Libu\'9ai\'85)
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ZP\'c1TE\'c8N\'cd HODINY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Hodiny, kter\'e9 b\'ec\'9e\'ed pozp\'e1tku,\line naprav\'ed v\'9aechny h\'f8\'edchy sv\'ecta.\line
Zkr\'e1tka \emdash \line od tristn\'edch konc\'f9\line k radostn\'e9mu po\'e8\'e1tku.\line Ze star\'fdch svi\'f2\'e1k\'f9 zas budou\line nevi\'f2\'e1tka!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /VI/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Jde o to, abychom v\'ecd\'ecli, o\'e8 jde.
\par Co je platn\'e9, \'9ee le\'9e m\'e1 kr\'e1tk\'e9 nohy,\line kdy\'9e pravda je m\'e1 tak \'e8asto chrom\'e9!
\par Holou pravdu \'f8\'edkej holou v\'ectou!
\par S pravdou je to jako se \'9eenami:\line v\'9aichni s n\'ed flirtuj\'ed,\line ale m\'e1lokdo ji chce m\'edt na krku\line cel\'fd \'9eivot.
\par V\'ectrn\'e9 korouhvi\'e8ce\line p\'f8ipad\'e1 st\'f8elka kompasu\line p\'f8\'edli\'9a dogmatick\'e1.
\par V\'ect\'9aina lid\'ed nepot\'f8ebuje zn\'e1t pravdu,\line ale kolik se na n\'ed d\'e1 vyd\'eclat.
\par Pravda v\'edt\'ecz\'ed, pravil Pyrrhos.
\par Chce\'9a m\'edt pravdu za ka\'9edou cenu?\line I za 30 st\'f8\'edbrn\'fdch?
\par Pravda v\'edt\'ecz\'ed \'e8asto jen d\'edky lh\'e1\'f8\'f9m,\line kte\'f8\'ed si chyt\'f8e vsadili na outsidera.
\par Ze v\'9aech stavitel\'f9 b\'fdvaj\'ed nejl\'e9pe placeni\line stavitel\'e9 vzdu\'9an\'fdch z\'e1mk\'f9.
\par Mnoz\'ed hledaj\'ed pravdu jen proto,\line aby s n\'ed r\'e1zn\'ec skoncovali.
\par Rozd\'edl mezi m\'edn\'ecn\'edm\line a ve\'f8ejn\'fdm m\'edn\'ecn\'edm\line je zhruba stejn\'fd\line jako rozd\'edl mezi domem\line a ve\'f8ejn\'fdm domem.
\par Aby byla pravda br\'e1na v\'e1\'9en\'ec,\line mus\'ed b\'fdt r\'e1\'9ee alespo\'f2 7.65.
\par Jemnocitn\'ed, slu\'9an\'ed, ohledupln\'ed lid\'e9\line si nedovol\'ed m\'edt v\'edceprocentn\'ed pravdu,\line ne\'9e m\'edv\'e1 jejich obl\'edben\'fd lik\'e9r.
\par Nejnesnesiteln\'ecj\'9a\'ed ze v\'9aech lh\'e1\'f8\'f9\line jsou ti, co maj\'ed pravdu.
\par Ned\'eclejte z teori\'ed terorie!
\par Zat\'edmco stokr\'e1t opakovan\'e1 le\'9e\line se st\'e1v\'e1 pravdou,\line stokr\'e1t opakovan\'e1 pravda\line upadne v podez\'f8en\'ed.
\par Le\'9e m\'e1 kr\'e1tk\'e9 nohy, ale rychl\'e9 auto.
\par Pochode\'f2 pravdy ned\'e1vejte do ruky\line notorick\'fdm \'9eh\'e1\'f8\'f9m!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Sonety
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1984\emdash 1988
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O DIALEKTICE \'8eIVOTA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Osud n\'e1m rozdal nejr\'f9zn\'ecj\'9a\'ed role,\line t\'ecm zpupnost, on\'ecm pokoru.\line N\'ec
kdo d\'f8e v dole, jin\'fd o\'f8e pole\line a dal\'9a\'ed slou\'9e\'ed ve sboru.
\par Jedni se v\'ec\'e8n\'ec to\'e8\'ed v jednom kole,\line u\'9atvan\'ed jako v hororu,\line a druz\'ed maj\'ed na ty prvn\'ed hole\line a dr\'9e\'ed si je v pozoru.
\par Tak n\'e1s to u\'e8\'ed \'9eivot ve sv\'e9 \'9akole:\line kdo um\'ed makat, mus\'ed z\'f9stat dole \emdash \line v t\'ecch dole m\'e1 st\'e1t oporu.
\par Zato ten, komu z fr\'e1z\'ed tu\'e8n\'ed vole,\line dialekticky m\'ed\'f8\'ed k aureole,\line vykopnut sm\'ecrem nahoru.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET STAR\'c9HO HYPOCHONDRA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V l\'e9t\'ec v zim\'ec, ve dne v noci,\line a\'9d jdu z pr\'e1ce nebo z hub,\line hry\'9eou do m\'ec
streptokoci,\line sly\'9a\'edm, jak si brous\'ed chrup.
\par \'d8\'e1d\'ed jako Cosa nostra,\line marn\'ec vol\'e1m o pomoc.\line Zbyde ze m\'ec hol\'e1 kostra,\line je jich na m\'ec p\'f8\'edli\'9a moc.
\par Hry\'9eou do m\'ec jako dogy,\line i kdy\'9e beru r\'f9zn\'e9 drogy,\line piju gin a va\'f8\'edm grog,\line
\par marn\'ec vol\'e1m biology,\line u\'9e jsem z toho nap\'f9l groggy,\line nap\'f9l groggy, nap\'f9l cvok\'85
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {FAT\'c1LN\'cd \'8eENY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Fat\'e1ln\'ed \'9eeny. Vampi. Zkr\'e1tka Ony.\line Jen p\'f8ejdou \emdash a mu\'9e o\'9eije.\line Bo
\'9e\'ed\'e8ku, tyhle feromony \emdash \line a\'9d \'9eije biochemie!
\par Perfektn\'ed stroje k reprodukci druhu.\line A hlavn\'ec skv\'ecl\'e1 kapot\'e1\'9e.\line Sotva je spat\'f8\'ed\'9a, mysl\'ed\'9a na obsluhu\line a hned si hlavu zamot\'e1\'9a;
\par plete\'9a si pudy s lyrikou a citem,\line rozum i kapsa trp\'ed deficitem\line (l\'e1ska je tvrd\'e1 profese!) \emdash \line a p\'f8esto j\'e1s\'e1\'9a, jak je \'9eivot skv\'ecl\'fd,\line kdy\'9e Matka P\'f8\'edroda n\'e1m po kapr\'e1lsku vel\'ed:\line }{
\i Milujte se a mno\'9ete se!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O D\'ccRAV\'c9 HLAV\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {J\'e1 nejsem Pallas Ath\'e9na,\line m\'e1 hlava denn\'ec kles\'e1 v cen\'ec.\line J\'e1 nem\'e1m pam
\'ec\'9d na jm\'e9na\line a ob\'e8as vyk\'e1m vlastn\'ed \'9een\'ec.
\par Kdy\'9e kr\'e1\'e8\'edm cikcak za nosem\line a \'9e\'e1d\'e1m chodce, a\'9d mi pov\'ed\line kam jdu, kde bydl\'edm a kdo jsem,\line jsou z toho cel\'ed tumpachov\'ed.
\par Zrcadlu \'f8\'edk\'e1m roztr\'9eit\'ec:\line \emdash Co tu chce\'9a, chlape, v ciz\'edm byt\'ec?\line A kdy\'9e se slu\'9an\'ec p\'f8edstav\'ed,\line j\'e1 zjihnu \emdash jasn\'ec, zn\'e1m ho z tisku! \emdash \line a honem na\'e8nu slivowhisku:\line
\emdash Godote, servus \emdash na zdrav\'ed!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O POVINN\'c9 L\'c1SCE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Mu\'9e, kter\'fd ho\'f8\'ed l\'e1skou k \'9een\'ec,\line ten um\'ed sv\'edtit, um\'ed h\'f8\'e1t
\line \'e8ty\'f8iadvacet hodin denn\'ec,\line a je\'9at\'ec je r\'e1d, \'9ee m\'e1 r\'e1d.
\par Kdy\'9e sm\'ed, je hrav\'fd jako \'9at\'ecn\'ec,\line kdy\'9e ale mus\'ed, za\'e8ne lk\'e1t.\line Povinn\'e1 l\'e1ska kles\'e1 v cen\'ec,\line zm\'ecn\'ed se v pouh\'fd sou\'e8et ztr\'e1t.
\par A to je cel\'e9 nau\'e8en\'ed:\line Povinn\'e1 l\'e1ska zdrav\'e1 nen\'ed,\line a\'9d ji chce \'9eena nebo st\'e1t.
\par Komu krev v \'9eil\'e1ch v\'f8e a p\'ecn\'ed,\line nam\'edsto l\'e1sky z\~donucen\'ed\line zvol\'ed si rad\'9ai celib\'e1t.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8aVEJK DE LA MANCHA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8avejk de la Mancha kr\'e1\'e8\'ed sv\'ectem\line s laskavou tv\'e1\'f8\'ed debila\line a vch\'e1z
\'ed do sn\'f9 na\'9aim d\'ectem.\line Bo\'9e\'ed\'e8ku, jak\'e1 idyla!
\par Zhovadilosti sv\'ecta \'e8el\'ed\line blbost\'ed ryze hum\'e1nn\'ed.\line Co je\'9at\'ec chcete? Nen\'ed skv\'ecl\'fd?\line Kdo jin\'fd lidstvo zachr\'e1n\'ed?
\par Osl\'ed\'e8ek bo\'9e\'ed v ringu doby,\line je\'9e po\'f8\'e1d m\'ecn\'ed garderoby,\line v putyce za n\'e1s dr\'9e\'ed str\'e1\'9e,
\par bit moralisty, proklet snoby,\line smutn\'fd jak vorva\'f2 v pou\'9ati Gobi \emdash \line \'8avejk de la Mancha, bratr n\'e1\'9a.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O ZRCADLE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {T\'f8ikr\'e1t denn\'ec plivnu do zrcadla,\line znepokojen vlastn\'ed viz\'e1\'9e\'ed.\line U\'9akl
\'edb\'e1 se, \'e8\'edm\'9e m\'ec ur\'e1\'9e\'ed.\line Kdyby aspo\'f2 ztvrdla, zhrubla, zvadla!
\par Takovou m\'e1m nosit do divadla?\line V hospod\'ec mi taky p\'f8ek\'e1\'9e\'ed.\line Zbav\'edm se j\'ed r\'e1zn\'ec, s kur\'e1\'9e\'ed,\line prost\'f8ednictv\'edm WC splachovadla!
\par P\'f8id\'eclte mi novou, sympatickou, mladou,\line s romantick\'fdm nosem, s energickou bradou,\line zkr\'e1tka tlamu de luxe,\line i kdy\'9e p\'f8ijde dr\'e1\'9e\'85
\par Ale ta tv\'e1\'f8 za sklem se mi drze sm\'ecje:\line \emdash J\'e1 jsem jen tv\'f9j obraz Doriana Graye.\line Jak\'fd jsi, ty troubo, takovou m\'ec m\'e1\'9a!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O L\'c1SKYPLN\'c9 MARNOSTI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e zjara v \'9een\'e1ch kvas\'ed temn\'e9 pudy\line a testuj\'ed si p\'f8\'ed\'9at\'ed ob\'ecti,
\line zda budou \'f8\'e1dn\'ec platit na d\'ecti\line a vezmou zavd\'eck porc\'ed vla\'9en\'e9 nudy,
\par zub\'ed se n\'ec\'9en\'ec jako barakudy\line sv\'fdm kr\'e1sn\'fdm drav\'e8\'edm chrupem z perleti \emdash \line podoben bezhlav\'e9mu teleti\line sna\'9e\'edm se zmizet v\'e8as a bez ostudy.
\par Jenom\'9ee nikdy nev\'edm kam a kudy;\line i kdybych prchl t\'f8eba na Bermudy,\line mu\'9e nen\'ed nikde v bezpe\'e8\'ed.
\par Kdy\'9e d\'edv\'e8\'ed hrud\'ec dmou se jako dudy,\line za\'e8nu jim \'9aeptat po\'9aetil\'e9 bludy,\line skolen u\'9e d\'e1vno p\'f8ed zte\'e8\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {I'M SORRY. l AM CZECH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {O \'e8esk\'e9m charakteru \emdash \line co bych v\'e1m o n\'ecm \'f8ek\'85?\line Beztak si nevyberu
\emdash \line bu\'ef je to \'9amejd \'e8i drek.
\par Kanada! Z\'e9land! Peru!\line K\'e9\'9e bych byl Skot \'e8i \'d8ek!\line \'8e\'edt \'9a\'9dastn\'ec na severu\line \'e8i u biblick\'fdch \'f8ek!
\par M\'e1\'9a syna nebo dceru?\line Co zd\'ecd\'ed? Na mou v\'ecru \emdash \line jen z\'e1vist, strach a vztek.
\par Jsem skeptik v ka\'9ed\'e9m sm\'ecru\line a pr\'e1v\'ec t\'edm se \'9eeru.\line I'm sorry. I am Czech.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O LOUTK\'c1CH
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8lov\'eck hraje \'f8adu r\'f9zn\'fdch rol\'ed:\line ze Shakespeara, z Tyla, z Orwella;\line
dokud v\'ec\'f8\'ed, \'9ee si je s\'e1m vol\'ed,\line hraje s el\'e1nem a zvesela.
\par Princip\'e1l n\'e1s diriguje hol\'ed,\line bou\'f8\'ed potlesk, b\'f8ink\'e1 kapela,\line ne\'9e t\'ec osud jednou prov\'9edy skol\'ed\line p\'f8esnou ranou p\'f8\'edmo do \'e8ela.
\par Ani sta\'f8\'ed znalci z\'e1kulis\'ed,\line zable\'9aen\'ed, rozkl\'ed\'9een\'ed, lys\'ed,\line nev\'ecd\'ed, kdo tah\'e1 za dr\'e1tky.
\par V\'9aichni jsme jen loutky, sta\'f8\'ed, nov\'ed \emdash \line ale a\'9d n\'e1m, ksakru, n\'eckdo pov\'ed,\line z kter\'e9 pokurven\'e9 poh\'e1dky?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SKEPTICK\'dd SONET O PRAVD\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Mistr z Husi, zrazen vlastn\'ed hlavou,\line zachv\'e1cenou t\'ec\'9ekou herez\'ed,\line pravil hrd
\'ec: \'84Pravda v\'edt\'ecz\'ed!\'93\line neodvolav ani p\'f8ed popravou.
\par Ka\'9ed\'fd m\'e1 svou pravdu za tu pravou,\line v tom v\'9aak \'9e\'e1dn\'e1 moudrost nev\'ecz\'ed\'85\line Zdra\'9e\'ed pravdu, zlevn\'ed hov\'ecz\'ed,\line zacpou lidem hubu levnou stravou.
\par Nen\'ed luxus m\'edt svou vlastn\'ed hlavu?\line Kter\'e1 pravda vyhovuje davu?\line Ned\'e1 p\'f8ednost \'9atangli sal\'e1mu\'85?
\par Tak to chod\'ed, Va\'9ae blahorod\'ed:\line Pravda v\'edt\'ecz\'ed, jen kdy\'9e se hod\'ed\line lh\'e1\'f8\'f9m do kr\'e1mu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /VII/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Rod\'edme se po\'f8\'e1d postaru,\line zato um\'edr\'e1n\'ed se \'e8\'edm d\'e1l v\'edc modernizuje.
\par Nejz\'e1ludn\'ecj\'9a\'edm nep\'f8\'edtelem v\'9aech teori\'ed\line je praxe.
\par \'c8\'edm v\'edce m\'e1me zn\'e1m\'fdch,\line t\'edm m\'e9n\'ec \'e8asu n\'e1m zb\'fdv\'e1 pro p\'f8\'e1tele.
\par V\'9aichni v\'edme, jak vychov\'e1vat ciz\'ed d\'ecti.
\par Otev\'f8i o\'e8i! \'f8\'edk\'e1me t\'ecm,\line kter\'fdm chceme zav\'f8\'edt \'fasta.
\par \'c8\'edm men\'9a\'ed trpasl\'edk, t\'edm v\'ect\'9a\'ed by cht\'ecl vrhat st\'edn.
\par Mnoz\'ed mysl\'ed ciz\'ed hlavou,\line aby nedostali p\'f8es vlastn\'ed hubu.
\par B\'f9h se m\'f9\'9ee m\'fdlit, ale far\'e1\'f8 mus\'ed b\'fdt neomyln\'fd.
\par Dokud pova\'9eujeme sv\'e9 rodi\'e8e\line za starom\'f3dn\'ed pitomce,\line znamen\'e1 to, \'9ee jsme mlad\'ed.\line Kdy\'9e zjist\'edme, \'9ee se jim v mnoh\'e9m podob\'e1me;\line jsme kone\'e8n\'ec dosp\'ecl\'ed.\line A jakmile si na t\'e9 podobnosti za
\'e8neme zakl\'e1dat,\line za\'e8\'edn\'e1me b\'fdt sta\'f8\'ed pitomci.
\par Ne\'fasp\'ec\'9an\'ed mu\'9eov\'e9 se nej\'e8ast\'ecji \'9eiv\'ed\line sepisov\'e1n\'edm p\'f8\'edru\'e8ek,\line jak zaru\'e8en\'ec dos\'e1hnout \'fasp\'ecchu.
\par Bohat\'ed si po\'f8izuj\'ed d\'ecti,\line aby m\'ecli komu odk\'e1zat sv\'e9 majetky.\line Chud\'ed si po\'f8izuj\'ed d\'ecti jen tak,\line pro radost.
\par Kdy\'9e m\'e1\'9a srdce otroka,\line k \'e8emu ti bude svobodn\'e1 mysl?
\par B\'ecda donkichot\'f9m,\line kte\'f8\'ed nemaj\'ed sv\'e9ho Sancho Panzu!
\par Optimismus m\'f9\'9ee b\'fdt i v\'fdrazem\line krajn\'edho zoufalstv\'ed.
\par \'c8as \'9ee jsou pen\'edze?\line Zkuste si ulo\'9eit v bance ml\'e1d\'ed\line a vyzvednout si je po 50 letech!
\par \'cf\'e1bel k n\'e1m nej\'e8ast\'ecji p\'f8ich\'e1z\'ed\line v p\'f8evleku sv\'ectce.
\par Na bedra sv\'fdch d\'ect\'ed\line nakl\'e1daj\'ed rodi\'e8ov\'e9\line v\'9aecky sv\'e9 promrhan\'e9 nad\'ecje.
\par Ikarov\'e9, kte\'f8\'ed zmoud\'f8eli,\line u\'9e\'edvaj\'ed k\'f8\'eddel k\~odh\'e1n\'ecn\'ed\line p\'f8\'edli\'9a odv\'e1\'9en\'fdch my\'9alenek.
\par Obvykle mus\'ed \'e8lov\'eck zabloudit,\line aby objevil nezn\'e1mou zemi.
\par Lid\'e9 dobr\'e9 v\'f9le, a\'9d jste kdekoliv, spojte se!\line Lid\'e9 zl\'e9 v\'f9le se proti v\'e1m spol\'e8ili u\'9e d\'e1vno!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Epitafy
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1991
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB KUMP\'c1NA Z MOKR\'c9 \'c8TVRTI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde le\'9e\'ed Johan z m\'ecsta Svinibrodu,\line jen\'9e chlastal rum a nikdy nepil vodu.\line Te\'ef
krut\'ec plat\'ed za omyl:\line jednou si necht\'ec lokl vody z\~d\'9eb\'e1nu\line a chytil z toho choleru v tu r\'e1nu,\line \'e8\'edm\'9e sob\'ec zdrav\'ed podlomil.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB VELIK\'c1NA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde je zv\'ec\'e8n\'ecn slavn\'fd autor \'f8e\'e8\'ed\line pln\'fdch obdivu k sv\'e9 vlastn\'ed osob
\'ec.\line O\'e8 byl men\'9a\'ed duchem, o to m\'e1 te\'ef v\'ect\'9a\'ed\line pomn\'edk na hrob\'ec.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB KUCHA\'d8KY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kucha\'f8ku B\'ectu kryje tato deska.\line To\'9d d\'f9vod k smutku, \'e8lov\'ec\'e8e \emdash \line
takov\'e9 kol\'e1\'e8e a buchty dneska\line u\'9e nikdo nepe\'e8e.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB KROTITELE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde le\'9e\'ed Pedro, drez\'e9r publika,\line jen\'9e vkl\'e1dal hlavu do lv\'ed tlamy.\line Jednou m
\'ecl sm\'f9lu \emdash \'9akoda komika!\line M\'e1te-li kur\'e1\'9e, zkuste si to sami.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB SUPERMANA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde le\'9e\'ed Oskar, chlap\'edk s mu\'9enou tv\'e1\'f8\'ed.\line M\'ecl \'fasm\'ecv, co se z\'faro
\'e8\'ed.\line Jeho chrup z reklam ve dne v noci z\'e1\'f8\'ed.\line K\'e9\'9e m\'e1me v\'9aichni zuby \'9eralo\'e8\'ed!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB INFORM\'c1TORA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde le\'9e\'ed Cyrda, pr\'e1ska\'e8. V poko\'f8e,\line s p\'f8\'edkladnou p\'edl\'ed rozv\'ed
jel svou vlohu.\line Te\'ef na n\'e1s v\'9aecky kdesi naho\'f8e\line \'9ealuje P\'e1nubohu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA PS\'cd HROB
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Za v\'ecrn\'e9 slu\'9eby pozemsk\'e9mu p\'e1nu\line \emdash a \'9ee se, Pane, nad\'f8el dost
\emdash \line do ps\'edho r\'e1je otev\'f8i mu br\'e1nu\line a podstr\'e8 mu tam ob\'e8as kost.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1PIS NA HROB VTIP\'c1LKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zde le\'9e\'ed Hugo. Za \'9eivota\line b\'fdv\'e1val \'9eert\'e9\'f8 na entou.\line M\'ecl kr\'e9do:
\'8eivot je b\'e1je\'e8n\'e1 anekdota\line s nejapnou pointou.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Telegramy /VIII/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {B\'e1sn\'edci, nenechte se vylisovat v desk\'e1ch knih!
\par Brzy se i talent bude vyr\'e1b\'ect s\'e9riov\'ec.
\par Stra\'9an\'e9 je, \'9ee ka\'9ed\'fd cenzor m\'e1 liter\'e1rn\'ed ambice.
\par Laure\'e1ti, zapi\'9ate se do po\'f8adn\'edku na vav\'f8\'ednov\'fd v\'ecnec!
\par Aby si uchoval zranitelnou du\'9ai, mus\'ed m\'edt um\'eclec hro\'9a\'ed k\'f9\'9ei.
\par Epi\'9atolami um\'ecn\'ed p\'ecstuj\'ed dnes u\'9e jen pisatel\'e9 anonymn\'edch dopis\'f9.
\par B\'e1sn\'edci se \'9eiv\'ed mr\'9ainami l\'e1sek.
\par Dokud se za ur\'e1\'9eku na cti vyz\'fdvalo na souboj, ps\'e1vali kritikov\'e9 o spisovatel\'edch mnohem uctiv\'ecji.
\par Spisovatel-sadista p\'ed\'9ae proto, aby t\'fdral \'e8ten\'e1\'f8e;\line masochista proto, aby ho t\'fdrali kritikov\'e9.
\par N\'eckoho l\'edbaj\'ed m\'fazy na \'e8elo, n\'eckoho na \'9arajtofli.
\par V mnoha detektivk\'e1ch v\'edt\'eczstv\'ed spravedlnosti kon\'e8\'ed dopaden\'edm vraha, zat\'edmco autor, kter\'fd otr\'e1vil tis\'edce \'e8ten\'e1\'f8\'f9, z\'f9st\'e1v\'e1 nepotrest\'e1n.
\par Pr\'e1v\'ec z dietn\'edho um\'ecn\'ed se mi d\'ecl\'e1 \'9apatn\'ec. Masov\'e9 um\'ecn\'ed: karban\'e1tky z masa b\'e1sn\'edk\'f9.
\par G\'e9niov\'e9, pe\'e8ujte o sv\'e9 epigony, jinak p\'f8eb\'echnou ke konkurenci!
\par V mrtv\'fdch knih\'e1ch stra\'9a\'ed duch ne\'9a\'9dastn\'e9ho autora.
\par V\'ect\'9aina b\'e1sn\'edk\'f9 je padl\'e1 na hlavu n\'e1sledkem p\'e1du z Pegasa.
\par Pro v\'ect\'9ainu lid\'ed je poezie straviteln\'e1 pouze ve form\'ec j\'eddeln\'edho l\'edstku.
\par Humanista je \'e8lov\'eck, kter\'fd z praktick\'fdch d\'f9vod\'f9 miluje sv\'e9 bli\'9en\'ed teoreticky.
\par My\'9alen\'ed je jako partie bili\'e1ru: my\'9alenka mus\'ed t\'f8esknout o my\'9alenku, aby se n\'e1m v hlav\'ec rozb\'f8esklo.
\par Parnas: koncentra\'e8n\'ed t\'e1bor laure\'e1t\'f9.
\par Jsou knihy-stud\'e1nky\line a jsou tak\'e9 knihy-pliv\'e1tka.\line Nepople\'9d si je, \'e8ten\'e1\'f8i!
\par F\'e9nix se rod\'ed z popela, ne z bahna.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Hur\'e1 zp\'e1tky do Evropy
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1990\emdash 1994
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Z\'c1PADOV\'ddCHOD
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i P\'edse\'f2 melancholick\'e1
\par }{S cig\'e1rem West v koutku,\line jak mi vel\'ed \'e8est,\line dostanu se hrav\'ec\line do n\'e1lady West.
\par S novinami v ruce,\line sotva za\'e8nu \'e8\'edst,\line dostanu se hrav\'ec\line do n\'e1lady East.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ERSTV\'c9 ZPR\'c1VY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zn\'e1te kr\'e1vy \emdash \'9eerou kvanta tr\'e1vy.\line J\'e1 se taky s chut\'ed napasu,\line ale m
\'edsto tr\'e1vy hlt\'e1m zpr\'e1vy\line z novin, z televize, z rozhlasu.
\par \'c8erstv\'e9 zpr\'e1vy, to je moje droga,\line u\'9e jsem na nich zcela z\'e1visl\'fd.\line \'c8erstv\'e9 zpr\'e1vy z tuzemska i z Toga!\line Informace \'9eivot osmysl\'ed.
\par Ka\'9ed\'e9 r\'e1no cv\'e1l\'e1m do kiosku,\line m\'9eitky p\'f8ed o\'e8ima, v hub\'ec papirosku \emdash \line t\'f8ikr\'e1t denn\'ec porci \'e8erstv\'fdch zpr\'e1v!
\par A s tou skl\'e1dkou informac\'ed v\~mozku\line pozvolna se m\'ecn\'edm v blekotu a trosku,\line absolutn\'ed magor, ale jinak zdr\'e1v.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ESK\'dd KABARET I
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Ten, kdo \'9aet\'f8\'ed, a\'9d m\'e1 za t\'f8i,\line Slov\'e1ci jsou na\'9ai brat\'f8i,\line \'9a\'9d
astn\'e9 z\'edt\'f8ky v dohledu,\line sl\'e1va, nazdar, kup\'f8edu!
\par Nejsou strany jako strany,\line We are happy, Time is money,\line kdo m\'e1 pt\'e1ka na triku,\line vyfasuje trafiku.
\par N\'e1rod nen\'ed st\'e1do vol\'f9,\line lev\'e1, prav\'e1, vzh\'f9ru, dol\'f9,\line minulost se nevrac\'ed,\line pobavte se lustrac\'ed!
\par Radujte se v\'9aeci, d\'eccka,\line prod\'e1me se do N\'ecmecka,\line to n\'e1m dod\'e1 lesk a punc,\line Arbeit macht frei, Gott mit uns!
\par Revolu\'e8n\'ed v\'ectry vanou,\line kdy\'9e jde o moc, ostych stranou,\line m\'e1me mnoho priorit,\line na shledanou u koryt!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'d3DA NA \'8aT\'ccTKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Skl\'e1d\'e1m \'f3du na \'9at\'ectky\line z na\'9a\'ed sexyrozv\'ecdky,\line kter\'e9 v\'e1l\'e8\'ed
du\'9a\'ed, t\'eclem\line s devizov\'fdm nep\'f8\'edtelem.\line Vyraz\'ed z n\'ecj kapit\'e1l\line na \'9akolu i na \'9apit\'e1l.
\par V\'e1l\'e8\'ed v\'9aemi prost\'f8edky\line a jsou hrd\'e9 na p\'f8edky.\line Zav\'ecste jim na podb\'f8i\'9aky\line v\'e1le\'e8n\'fd \'f8\'e1d Jana \'8ei\'9eky!\line Dokud p\'f8i n\'e1s budou st\'e1t,\line nezahyne \'e8esk\'fd st\'e1t.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {N\'c1ROD SOB\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Co \'c8ech, to f\'edzl. Seznamte se \emdash \line who is who v tajn\'e9m seznamu.\line Jeden se p\'f8
edem hr\'f9zou t\'f8ese,\line druh\'fd m\'e1 levnou reklamu.
\par Co \'c8ech, to pr\'e1ska\'e8. V ka\'9ed\'e9 dob\'ec.\line Jeden byl v\'e8era, druh\'fd dnes\line a t\'f8et\'ed z\'edtra. N\'e1rod sob\'ec!\line Kdekdo m\'e1 ruk\'e1v pln\'fd es.
\par Partaje trnou, co by, kdyby\'85\line V s\'edti se t\'f8epou mal\'e9 ryby \emdash \line ty velk\'e9 nejsou ve spise.
\par Po l\'e9tech srabu p\'f8i\'9ala nouze.\line Z\'edtra u\'9e bude \'e8ist\'e1 pouze\line slovutn\'e1 lustrkomise.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {TA NA\'8aE POVAHA \'c8ESK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kritici \'e8esk\'e9 povahy\line p\'f8ijeli \'f8e\'e8nit do Prahy:\line
\par \emdash Jak\'e1 je \'e8esk\'e1 povaha,\line svl\'e9kneme-li ji donaha?
\par V\'9edycky se \'9apatn\'ec zachov\'e1,\line je toti\'9e zgruntu vep\'f8ov\'e1.
\par Tuzemsk\'fd kuku\'e8 kysel\'fd\line zajist\'e9 zkysl od zel\'ed.
\par A v na\'9aich \'9eil\'e1ch pivo je,\line to d\'ecl\'e1 z \'c8\'ed\'9ek\'f9 bivoje.
\par Rozeznej \'c8echa od vep\'f8e,\line vede-li st\'e1l\'e9 rozep\'f8e!
\par Na v\'9aechno jdeme od lesa,\line sch\'e1z\'ed n\'e1m vzlet a noblesa.
\par A hlavn\'ed z na\'9aich priorit?\line D\'f8ep\'ect a chrochtat u koryt.
\par Nu prost\'ec na n\'e1s, \'e8esk\'fd brav,\line plat\'ed jen bi\'e8 a paragraf! \emdash
\par Tak pravil mnoh\'fd doktor v\'ecd\line a odebral se na ob\'ecd,
\par kde zdravov\'ecdy pam\'ectliv\line vep\'f8ovou zapil metrem piv,
\par \'f8ka: Sl\'e1vy hodn\'e1 jedin\'ec\line ta bo\'9esk\'e1 \'e8esk\'e1 kuchyn\'ec!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MODR\'c9 KN\'cd\'8eKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Das ganze tschechisches Volk ist eine Simulantenbande.
\par }\pard \qr \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\fs16 Jaroslav Ha\'9aek: Osudy dobr\'e9ho voj\'e1ka \'8avejk}{a
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {Nov\'fd \'e8esk\'fd brann\'fd z\'e1kon nepot\'ec\'9a\'ed \'c8\'ed\'9eky,\line ministerstvo m\'edru toti\'9e zru\'9a\'ed modr\'e9 kn\'ed\'9eky.
\par Narukuj\'ed jednonoz\'ed, slep\'ed, chrom\'ed, hlu\'9a\'ed,\line \'e8esk\'fd odpor k vojan\'e8en\'ed se t\'edm p\'e1dem zru\'9a\'ed.
\par A \'9ee nov\'fd brann\'fd z\'e1kon m\'e1 m\'edt zp\'ectnou platnost,\line i d\'f9chodci maj\'ed \'9aanci prok\'e1zat svou zdatnost.
\par A\'9e na buzerplace za\'e8ne mar\'9a\'e1l voj\'9ati velet,\line zahlahol\'ed \'84Slou\'9e\'edm vlasti!\'93 i bezzub\'fd skelet.
\par Bojeschopnost \'c8esk\'e9 zem\'ec se t\'edm prudce zv\'fd\'9a\'ed,\line vojensky si podman\'edme mnoho velk\'fdch \'f8\'ed\'9a\'ed.
\par \'84\'c8\'e9sky f\'f3jak topr\'e1 f\'f3jak\'85\'93 V\'9aak v\'e1s p\'f8ejde sranda!\line \'c8e\'9at\'ed \'9avejci, vy jste jedna simulantsk\'e1 banda!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ESK\'dd KABARET II
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Facka zleva, facka zprava,\line to je na\'9ae denn\'ed strava;\line jen se mrkni do novin,\line
kolik je tam volovin.
\par T\'f8ikr\'e1t denn\'ec \'e8erstv\'e9 zpr\'e1vy,\line ale hlavn\'ec \'9ee jsme zdr\'e1vi;\line hopsa hejsa ze sch\'f9ze,\line uzdrav\'ed n\'e1s klausf\'faze.
\par My jsme d\'ecti \'e8esk\'e9 matky,\line hol\'e9 ruce, hol\'e9 zadky;\line v\'9aak n\'e1\'9a n\'e1rod o\'9eije,\line m\'e1me svoje mafie.
\par Facka zprava, facka zleva,\line ale n\'e1m to v\'f9bec neva;\line z\'fa\'e8astni se ty i ty\line kurzu nasertivity!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POU\'c8EN\'cd Z HISTORIE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Pou\'e8en\'ed z\~historie\line z\'edsk\'e1\'9a jenom zt\'ec\'9eka:\line d\'ecjiny se po\'f8\'e1d m
\'ecn\'ed\line podle pot\'f8eb dne\'9aka.
\par Podle toho, jak se m\'ecn\'ed\line historick\'e9 hity,\line jednou ct\'edme \'e8esk\'e9 bratry,\line jindy jezovity.
\par Star\'e9 m\'fdty odum\'f8ely,\line vzejde m\'fdtus nov\'fd \emdash \line \'e8lov\'eck z t\'f9n\'ed minulosti\line marn\'ec pravdu lov\'ed\'85
\par Nezoufejte, mil\'ed zlat\'ed,\line dneska nen\'ed kdysi \emdash \line Sl\'e1va! nazdar! \emdash u\'9e se tisknou\line nov\'e9 d\'ecjepisy\'85
\par Dozv\'edme se, co je pravda\line a co pravda nen\'ed \emdash \line do t\'e9 doby, ne\'9e se zase\line historie zm\'ecn\'ed.
\par Bu\'ef se zm\'ecn\'ed \emdash nebo prod\'e1,\line v\'9edy\'9d je to jen zbo\'9e\'ed \emdash \line v\'ecrozv\'ecsti, buditel\'e9\line i ta pravda bo\'9e\'ed.
\par Zbav\'edme se historie,\line beztak n\'e1s jen v\'eczn\'ed.\line Minulost je neuctiv\'e1,\line l\'edp n\'e1m bude bez n\'ed.
\par Net\'f8eba n\'e1m pou\'e8en\'ed\line z d\'ecjin u n\'e1s v \'c8esku,\line za\'e8neme-li rokem 0\line po Velik\'e9m t\'f8esku.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Telegramy /IX/
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V kapesn\'edm zrc\'e1tku se skr\'fdv\'e1 n\'e1\'9a ztracen\'fd d\'ectsk\'fd \'fasm\'ecv.
\par Zku\'9aen\'e1 l\'e1hev um\'ed vyp\'edt pij\'e1ka a\'9e do dna.
\par Basa je V\'ecstonick\'e1 venu\'9ae hudby.
\par Splachovadla vynalezl milovn\'edk p\'f8\'edboje.
\par V opu\'9at\'ecn\'e9 hudebn\'ed s\'edni v\'9edycky p\'edp\'e1 n\'ecjak\'fd ztracen\'fd t\'f3n.
\par Stromy v aleji trp\'ecliv\'ec \'e8ekaj\'ed, a\'9e jim n\'eckdo zavel\'ed rozchod.
\par Metro je vlak zk\'f8\'ed\'9een\'fd s potrubn\'ed po\'9atou.
\par Kdy\'9e hled\'edme do plamen\'f9 t\'e1bor\'e1ku, p\'f8ipad\'e1me si mlad\'9a\'ed o 300 tis\'edc let.
\par \'c8lov\'eck je suchozemsk\'fd delf\'edn. Nebo \'9eralok?
\par Smola\'f8i maj\'ed m\'edsto pasu faux pas.
\par Pomoc\'ed polibk\'f9 k\'f8\'eds\'edme l\'e1sku z bezv\'ecdom\'ed.
\par Kdo se narod\'ed na Medarda, bude m\'edt pla\'e8tivou povahu.
\par Nebezpe\'e8n\'ed jsou sn\'edlci bez fantazie.
\par Chrli\'e8e gotick\'fdch katedr\'e1l se v\'fdsm\'ec\'9an\'ec \'9akleb\'ed na\'9aemu p\'f8esv\'ecd\'e8en\'ed, \'9ee st\'f8edov\'eck je u\'9e d\'e1vno za n\'e1mi.
\par Kdy\'9e holi\'e8 dokon\'e8\'ed svou pr\'e1ci a odlo\'9e\'ed b\'f8itvu, plat\'edme mu nikoli za oholen\'ed, n\'fdbr\'9e za to, \'9ee n\'e1s nechal na\'9eivu.
\par Hr\'e1\'e8 na \'e8inely m\'e1 za \'fakol pochytat v\'9aechny fale\'9an\'e9 t\'f3ny.
\par N\'e1mo\'f8n\'edci na sou\'9ai pij\'ed proto, aby se s nimi pevnina p\'f8estala houpat.
\par Nejkr\'e1sn\'ecj\'9a\'ed d\'edvky vid\'ed nevidom\'ed.
\par Vol\'e1n\'ed Titaniku o pomoc po\'f8\'e1d je\'9at\'ec let\'ed k dalek\'fdm hv\'eczd\'e1m.
\par Nejv\'ect\'9a\'ed n\'e1klady voz\'ed d\'ectsk\'e9 vl\'e1\'e8ky.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Dumky
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1982\emdash 1989
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {P\'d9LNO\'c8N\'cd DUMKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Vodovod kape, kapy, kapy \emdash \line nen\'ed to n\'e1m\'ect pro Kafku?\line Po\'e8\'edt\'e1
m kapky na kanapi:\line vodovod kape, k\'e1py, k\'e1py \emdash \line kde asi chytil kapavku?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {K\'c1DROV\'c1 DUMKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kam dosp\'ecl v\'fdvoj \'e8esk\'fdch k\'e1dr\'f9,\line vid\'ed\'9a dnes jako na dlani:\line d\'f8\'ed
v b\'fdval n\'e1rod cel\'fd z kv\'e1dr\'f9 \emdash \line a dnes? Jen sam\'ed balvan\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA Z CELNICE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Ostnat\'fd dr\'e1t a celnice jsou nanic \emdash \line v\'9edy\'9d lidsk\'e1 blbost\line beztak nezn
\'e1 hranic.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA HISTORICKO-AN\'c1LN\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Historick\'e9 an\'e1ly\line nejsou nic ne\'9e kan\'e1ly,\line jimi\'9e te\'e8ou historick\'e9 spla
\'9aky.\line Na dn\'ec historick\'fdch \'9eump\line skon\'e8\'ed ka\'9ed\'fd velk\'fd lump\line coby produkt historick\'e9 fra\'9aky.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {S PO\'c8\'cdTA\'c8EM
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Domluvil bych se s po\'e8\'edta\'e8em,\line jen kdyby ale bylo na \'e8em.\line Hovo\'f8me z o\'e8\'ed
do o\'e8\'ed!\line J\'e1 mluv\'edm \'e8esky \emdash a on Basic.\line \'c8ert vem ten jeho \'e8ub\'e8\'ed jazyk*!\line A\'9d mu to n\'eckdo tlumo\'e8\'ed!
\par }{\fs16 * \'e8ti \'84d\'9eejzik\'93
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA O SV\'ccDOM\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Nezpytujte sv\'ecdom\'ed \emdash \line co kdy\'9e strachy zakrn\'ed a zmiz\'ed?\line Zpytov\'e1n\'ed
sv\'ecdom\'ed,\line to je n\'e1pad pitom\'fd \emdash \line zvl\'e1\'9a\'9d kdy\'9e ka\'9ed\'fd zpytuje to ciz\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA ZOOLOGICK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {U\'9e nejsme, co jsme b\'fdvali,\line hrajeme jinou roli,\line n\'eckte\'f8\'ed jako m\'fdvali\line
a jin\'ed jako voli.
\par Ztr\'e1c\'edme z\'e1jem o \'9eeny,\line trat\'edme \'9eivot ve p\'f8i,\line n\'eckte\'f8\'ed jako hyeny\line a jin\'ed jako vep\'f8i.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NERVY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {M\'e1m nervy jako \'9apag\'e1ty,\line v\'9edy\'9d jsem je zd\'ecdil od t\'e1ty \emdash \line anebo
\'9ee by byly z dr\'e1tu?\line M\'e1m nervy z nerez oceli,\line vydr\'9e\'ed \'9ehav\'e9 pocely\line prodejn\'fdch d\'ecvek i hlav st\'e1tu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA CYKLISTICK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e hust\'edm svoje galusky,\line z\'e1sadn\'ec kleju pa ruski.\line M\'e1m toti\'9e kolo z SSSR,
\line a proto kleju jako eser.\line Tam u\'9e to maj\'ed ve zvyku. \emdash \line Job tvoju ma\'9d i fabriku!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DUMKA HOSPODSK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sv\'ect je peklo.\line Ale po des\'e1t\'e9m pivu\line zase vid\'edm jasnou perspektivu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Mal\'fd opravn\'edk \'e8esk\'fdch p\'f8\'edslov\'ed
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Le\'9e m\'e1 kr\'e1tk\'e9 nohy, ale dlouh\'e9 prsty.
\par Kdo m\'e1 talent na hesla, net\'f8eba mu \'f8emesla.
\par Zadarmo ani ku\'f8e nehrabe, nato\'9e pak sup.
\par P\'f8edvolebn\'ed sliby nenalov\'ed ryby.
\par Kolik hodin, tolik rafik, kolik osl\'f9, tolik trafik.
\par \'c8\'edm v\'edc bank, t\'edm v\'edc mank.
\par S poctivost\'ed, mil\'ed synci, do\'9amajd\'e1te k chudobinci.
\par Komu se nelen\'ed, p\'f8evezme velen\'ed.
\par Nem\'e1-li \'9a\'e9f v hlav\'ec, musej\'ed m\'edt pod\'f8\'edzen\'ed v nohou.
\par Poslanec poslance nenech\'e1 bez \'9aance.
\par Mnoho poji\'9a\'9doven, poji\'9at\'ecncova smrt.
\par Kam stranovl\'e1da, tam nahrb z\'e1da.
\par Vyzn\'e1\'9a-li se, s drz\'fdm \'e8elem za pomoci shora\line bude\'9a brzy majitelem poplu\'9en\'edho dvora.
\par J\'e1 mana\'9eer, ty mana\'9eer \emdash kdo bude makat ve fabrice?
\par Jak n\'e1m tvrd\'ed nez\'e1visl\'fd tisk \emdash lep\'9a\'ed velk\'e1 provize ne\'9e mal\'fd zisk.
\par Ne\'f8\'edkej hop \emdash \line nebo t\'ec ostatn\'ed p\'f8esko\'e8\'ed!
\par Kdo m\'e1 lev\'e9 ob\'ec ruce, ten a\'9d p\'ed\'9ae rezoluce.
\par \'c8\'edm v\'ect\'9a\'ed pes, t\'edm v\'ect\'9a\'ed kost, \'e8\'edm v\'ect\'9a\'ed v\'f9l, t\'edm vy\'9a\'9a\'ed post.
\par Devatero \'f8emesel, des\'e1t\'e1 politika.
\par Kdy\'9e se boj\'ed\'9a r\'e1ny, nelez mezi p\'e1ny.
\par L\'e1ska hory p\'f8en\'e1\'9a\'ed, ale s blbost\'ed ani nehne.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Zbrusu nov\'e9 jarmare\'e8n\'ed p\'edsn\'ec \'e8
eskotuzemsk\'e9
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1990\emdash 1994
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Z RUKY DO RUKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Privatiza\'e8n\'ed \'9amikuranda
\par }{Kup si forda, kup si hondu,\line kup si podnik za p\'ectku!\line St\'f8el\'ed ti ho k\'e1mo\'9a z\~Fondu\line n\'e1rodn\'edho majetku.\line Net\'f8eba n\'e1m povolen\'ed,\line net\'f8eba n\'e1m z\'e1ruky,\line ani soudce t\'f8eba nen\'ed,\line
jde to z ruky do ruky!
\par Tralala, tralali,\line my to v\'9edycky vyhrajeme,\line tralala, tralali,\line zase jsme to vy\'9erali!
\par To je fofr, to je dramo,\line \'e8ert vem trochu povyku!\line \'d8ekni, co bys cht\'ecla, m\'e1mo \emdash \line hotel? statek? fabriku?\line Kdy\'9e se vyzn\'e1\'9a, v\'ed\'9a jak na to;\line mus\'ed\'9a um\'ect pustit chlup.\line \'8e\'e1dn\'e9
largo desolato,\line \'9e\'e1dn\'fd podfuk, \'9e\'e1dn\'fd lup!
\par Tralala, tralali,\line j\'e1 na br\'e1chu, br\'e1cha na m\'ec,\line tralala, tralali\line odtroub\'edme halali!
\par Net\'f8eba jim povolen\'ed,\line net\'f8eba jim z\'e1ruky,\line ani soudce t\'f8eba nen\'ed,\line \'9alo to z ruky do ruky.\line Ka\'9ed\'fd shr\'e1bnul svoje v\'ecno,\line je \'e8as kon\'e8it s baladou.\line Kde je v\'9aechno rozkradeno,\line tam u\'9e
lidi nekradou.\line Amen, aleluja.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {MY JSME CHYT\'d8\'cd HO\'8aI*
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Furiantsk\'e1 p\'edse\'f2\line ku p\'f8\'edkladu v\'9aem ml\'e1denc\'f9m\line od civilu i milit
\'e9ru
\par }{Jak se m\'e1te, \'c8e\'9ai?\line My se m\'e1me skv\'ecle.\line My jsme p\'f8edur\'e8eni\line kr\'e1\'e8et dav\'f9m v \'e8ele,\line ryc, pic, bum!
\par My jsme chyt\'f8\'ed ho\'9ai,\line m\'e1me trumfy v ruce,\line my jsme mist\'f8i sv\'ecta,\line z\'e1zrak, evoluce,\line ryc, pic, bum!
\par My jsme kabr\'f2\'e1ci,\line \'9ee n\'e1m nen\'ed rovno;\line m\'e1me svoje konta\line a v\'e1m zbylo hovno,\line ryc, pic, bum!
\par Kdo je mistr sv\'ecta,\line nem\'e1 se chu\'9d d\'eclit;\line ka\'9ed\'fd z v\'e1s m\'ecl \'9aanci\line st\'e1t se \'e8lenem elit,\line ryc, pic, bum!
\par My jsme chyt\'f8\'ed ho\'9ai\line a vy sta\'f8\'ed voli;\line kdo si nenakradl,\line a\'9d se pase v poli,\line ryc, pic, bum!
\par }{\fs16 *Tak pravil Tom\'e1\'9a Je\'9eek.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {PANENKY Z DUB\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Rozkro\'e8\'e1k
\par }{Jak se p\'eckn\'ec zub\'ed\line \'e8esk\'e9 kr\'e1sky v Dub\'ed,\line otv\'edraj\'ed vrata sv\'ectu,\line nebu\'ef na n\'ec hrub\'fd!\line Ajcem krajc,\line to je rajc \emdash \line nebu\'ef na n\'ec hrub\'fd!
\par V\'e8era, z\'edtra, dneska\line \'9a\'ed\'f8\'ed sl\'e1vu \'c8eska,\line zajist\'ed n\'e1m investice,\line p\'f8esv\'ecd\'e8\'ed i mezka.\line Ajcem krajc,\line to je rajc \emdash \line p\'f8esv\'ecd\'e8\'ed i mezka.
\par Pom\'e1haj\'ed st\'e1tu\line kompenzovat ztr\'e1tu,\line \'9eiv\'ed pasamana\'9eera,\line br\'e1chy, m\'e1mu, t\'e1tu.\line Ajcem krajc,\line to je rajc \emdash \line \'9eiv\'ed m\'e1mu, t\'e1tu.
\par Prvn\'ed, druh\'e1, t\'f8et\'ed\line sv\'e1tky l\'e1sky sv\'ect\'ed,\line zapla\'9dp\'e1mbu, aspo\'f2 bude\line v \'c8ech\'e1ch hodn\'ec d\'ect\'ed!\line Ajcem krajc,\line to je rajc \emdash \line bude hodn\'ec d\'ect\'ed!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {P\'d8E\'8eALOSTN\'c1 P\'cdSE\'d2 O SPRAVEDLIV\'c9M MORDU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Pro v\'fdstrahu v\'9aem lakomc\'f9m na sv\'ectlo vydan\'e1
\par }{Ferda \'8amuk\'fd\'f8 z\~Havlbrodu\line importoval papachy \emdash \line kdo m\'e1 kur\'e1\'9e do obchodu,\line v\'ed, \'9ee b\'ec\'9e\'ed o prachy.
\par Kdy\'9e m\'ecl Ferda bal\'edk v\~kase\line p\'f8ed odvozem do banky,\line p\'f8i\'9ali za n\'edm v no\'e8n\'edm \'e8ase\line dobrodinci z ochranky.
\par Dob\'f8\'ed ho\'9ai toti\'9e st\'f8e\'9e\'ed\line v\'9aechny k\'9aefty v okol\'ed \emdash \line ochr\'e1n\'ed ho p\'f8ed verbe\'9e\'ed,\line kdy\'9e jim bak\'9ai\'9a vysol\'ed.
\par Ferda zvolal: \'84Do jetele!\'93\line a hned s\'e1hl pro kolty \emdash \line padl naznak s d\'edrou v \'e8ele,\line ob\'ec\'9d n\'e1hl\'e9 revolty.
\par Nebylo mu zkr\'e1tka rady,\line ovl\'e1dly ho averze \emdash \line slet\'ecl st\'f8emhlav do p\'f8ehrady,\line p\'f8ipoutan\'fd k traverze.
\par Te\'ef u\'9e bude\'9a, Ferdo, zticha,\line byl jsi p\'f8\'edli\'9a lakom\'fd,\line u\'9e je pozd\'ec honit bycha,\line zpytuj vlastn\'ed sv\'ecdom\'ed!
\par Pamatujte \emdash ten, kdo plat\'ed,\line ten se penze do\'9eije.\line \'8e\'e1dn\'e9 strachy, mil\'ed zlat\'ed \emdash \line ochr\'e1n\'ed v\'e1s mafie!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {JAK JE D\'d9LE\'8eIT\'c9 M\'cdTI FILIPA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Jarmare\'e8n\'ed p\'edse\'f2 o t\'e9 velk\'e9 pravopisn\'e9 pat\'e1lii (1994)
\par }{O pravidlech pravopisu\line od pond\'eclka k\~p\'e1tku\line vedou ct\'ecn\'ed profeso\'f8i\line p\'f8evelikou h\'e1dku.
\par Jedni p\'ed\'9aou tak, jak sly\'9a\'ed,\line druz\'ed staro\'e8esky:\line pro\'e8 by m\'ecli profeso\'f8i\line respektovat mezky?
\par Ota\'9ete se mistr\'f9 pera,\line v\'9aichni budou proti \emdash \line a\'9d si svoji mate\'f8\'9atinu\line przn\'ed hotentoti!
\par Jedni p\'ed\'9aou staro\'e8esky,\line druz\'ed tak, jak sly\'9a\'ed,\line aby n\'e1m byl \'e8esk\'fd jazyk\line zasejc vo fous bli\'9e\'9a\'ed;
\par dyk sme v\'9aeci demograti,\line f tom je velk\'e1 \'9aance,\line aby ka\'9edej analfabet\line platil za vzd\'eclance.
\par A ti dal\'9a\'ed, extr\'e9mist\'e9\line s rozh\'e1ranou du\'9a\'ed?\line \'8ee pr\'fd v\'9aechny ypsilony\line bez milosti zru\'9a\'ed!
\par Zkr\'e1tka v \'e8esk\'e9m pravopise\line vl\'e1dne velk\'fd zmatek,\line ke zd\'ec\'9aen\'ed \'9akoln\'edch d\'edtek,\line tat\'edk\'f9 i matek.
\par Aby z\'e8erstva odvr\'e1tili\line pravopisn\'e1 zv\'ecrstva,\line obuli se do pravidel\line ho\'9ai z ministerstva.
\par Ale \'9ee jim p\'f8itom radil\line v\'9edycky jin\'fd r\'e1dce,\line ka\'9ed\'e1 verze pravopisu\line platila jen kr\'e1tce.
\par \'8eurnalist\'e9 povykuj\'ed,\line n\'e1rod \'9apul\'ed pysky,\line \'9ee mu kv\'f9li levopisu\line unikaj\'ed zisky.
\par Kdyby nov\'e9 u\'e8ebnice\line m\'ecly skon\'e8it v stoup\'ec,\line ono by to \emdash vedle ztr\'e1ty \emdash \line vypadalo hloup\'ec.
\par Ude\'f8ili na ministra,\line ale k na\'9a\'ed chv\'e1le\line vy\'f8e\'9ail to s\~eleganc\'ed\line \'8aalamouna kr\'e1le.
\par Rozlouskl tu pat\'e1lii,\line vy\'f2al j\'e1dro z pecky \emdash \line ze v\'9aech mo\'9en\'fdch pravopis\'f9\line budou platit v\'9aecky.
\par Aspo\'f2 \'9ee tak, chv\'e1labohu!\line H\'f9\'f8 by bylo, kdyby\line Zbi\'9aek vi\'9ael z\~Pi\'9ael\line nebo ko\'e8ki \'9erali ribi.
\par \'c8ert vem tuhle pat\'e1lii,\line \'e8ert vem v\'9aechny znalce,\line kte\'f8\'ed si sv\'e9 levopisy\line vycucali z palce!
\par Pou\'e8en\'ed z toho plyne:\line pi\'9ate, jak v\'e1m libo \emdash \line l\'edzink, nouhau, bejsb\'f3l, \'c8ekmejd,\line cimrfraj a \'c8ibo.
\par A j\'e1, xakru, jak j\'e1 budu\line ps\'e1t sv\'e9 t\'f8esky plesky?\line Pro\'e8 bych m\'ecl ps\'e1t hotentotsky,\line kdy\'9e u\'9e um\'edm \'e8esky!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POU\'c8N\'c1 P\'cdSE\'d2 O SEXU\'c1LN\'cd V\'ddCHOVE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sexu\'e1ln\'ed v\'fdchova\line pro d\'edvky a chlapce?\line Obra\'9dte se o pomoc\line ke zku\'9aen
\'e9 \'9alapce!
\par P\'f8i praktick\'e9 v\'fduce\line zacvi\'e8\'ed v\'e1m zru\'e8n\'ec\line studenty i studentky,\line u\'e8nice i u\'e8n\'ec.
\par Nikdo nev\'ed o sexu\line v\'edc ne\'9e zral\'e1 \'9at\'ectka!\line Seri\'f3zn\'ec uv\'e1d\'edm\line sebe jako sv\'ecdka.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {VLASTENECK\'c1 P\'cdSE\'d2 K POCT\'cc VELIK\'c1N\'d9
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i U p\'f8\'edle\'9eitosti konkurzu na pomn\'edk zkompon\'fdrovan\'e1
\par }{St\'e1val pomn\'edk na n\'e1m\'ecst\'ed,\line z\'f9stal po n\'ecm sokl,\line ha\'9ate\'f8\'ed se na n\'ecm vrabci,\line zna\'e8kuje ho \'e8okl.
\par Cel\'fd z\'e1stup velik\'e1n\'f9\line na tom soklu st\'e1val \emdash \line na pomn\'edky u n\'e1s b\'fdval\line v\'9edycky velk\'fd n\'e1val.
\par St\'f8\'eddali se podle toho,\line jak se \'e8asy m\'ecn\'ed,\line tenhle skon\'e8il na smeti\'9ati,\line tamten ve v\'eczen\'ed\'85
\par Pro\'e8 by na tom pr\'e1zdn\'e9m soklu\line m\'ecla kr\'e1kat vr\'e1na?\line Kde je sokl, tam a\'9d stoj\'ed\line pomn\'edk velik\'e1na!
\par Hrdinov\'e9 na\'9a\'ed doby,\line opanujte sokly!\line Bez p\'f8\'edkladn\'fdch velik\'e1n\'f9\line by n\'e1m \'c8e\'9ai zcvokli.
\par P\'f8ihlaste se, kandid\'e1ti!\line Koho si vlast cen\'ed?\line Ale fofrem, ne\'9e v\'e1s doba\line v liliputy zm\'ecn\'ed!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {KRLE\'8a, KRLE\'8a, J\'c1 SU KELT
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Keltsk\'fd pochod restitu\'e8n\'ed
\par }{Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, j\'e1 su Kelt,\line nem\'e1m Heimat ani Geld,\line ukradli mn\'ec rodn\'e9 \'c8echy,\line Evropu i cel\'fd Welt.\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par Slovani a Germ\'e1ni\line vtrhli do \'c8ech nezv\'e1ni\line a n\'e1m zbyla jen ta rodn\'e1\line zemljanka ve str\'e1ni.\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par Vytasili na n\'e1s me\'e8,\line ukradli n\'e1m vlast i \'f8e\'e8 \emdash \line \'9e\'e1d\'e1m velkou restituci,\line vra\'9dte \'c8echy Kelt\'f9m, he\'e8!\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par I kdy\'9e je n\'e1s p\'ectkr\'e1t p\'ect,\line navalte n\'e1m v\'9aechno zp\'ect \emdash \line hory, doly, skl\'e1dky v poli,\line zemsk\'fd r\'e1j to napohled!\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par Vr\'e1t\'edme se do oppid\line spravit st\'f8echu, zatopit,\line keltsk\'fd n\'e1rod bude vzkv\'e9tat,\line polosyt a polopit.\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par J\'e1 su Kelt a \'9e\'e1dn\'fd zmrd,\line a\'9d su z Han\'e9 nebo z Brd.\line Evropa je cel\'e1 na\'9ae,\line kdo by na to nebyl hrd?!\line Krle\'9a, krle\'9a, krle\'9a!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {GUM\'c1CI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Kratochviln\'e1 p\'edse\'f2 k pot\'ec\'9ae publika
\par }{\'c8esk\'e9ho div\'e1ka\line nave\'e8er po pr\'e1ci\line v debiliz\'e1toru\line pobav\'ed Gum\'e1ci.\line Hop, \'9aup, Gum\'e1ci!
\par A kdy\'9e si Gum\'e1ci\line od srdce za\'f8e\'e8n\'ed,\line nev\'ed\'9a \emdash jsou gumov\'ed,\line anebo skute\'e8n\'ed?\line Hop, \'9aup, Gum\'e1ci!
\par Ct\'ecn\'e9mu publiku\line zahraj\'ed grotesku,\line tv\'e1\'f8\'ed se sv\'ectov\'ec,\line bl\'e1bol\'ed po \'e8esku.\line Hop, \'9aup, Gum\'e1ci!
\par A co my, p\'f8\'e1tel\'e9,\line kdo z v\'e1s mi odpov\'ed \emdash \line jsme je\'9at\'ec skute\'e8n\'ed,\line nebo u\'9e gumov\'ed?\line Hop, \'9aup, Gum\'e1ci!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NAB\'c1DAV\'c1 P\'cdSE\'d2 PRO D\'cdTKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Nebijte svou matku, velect\'ecn\'e1 d\'edtka,\line kdy\'9e v\'e1m p\'f8i va\'f8en\'ed \'9al\'e1pne n
a medv\'eddka.
\par Ani nest\'f8\'edlejte, kdy\'9e jste zrovna v r\'e1\'9ei,\line sv\'e9ho otce kv\'f9li n\'edzk\'e9 apan\'e1\'9ei.
\par Apan\'e1\'9e se zv\'fd\'9a\'ed, medv\'eddek se sprav\'ed,\line m\'f9\'9eete b\'fdt r\'e1di, \'9ee jsou oba zdrav\'ed.
\par Maminka je hodn\'e1, tat\'ednek je \'e8tver\'e1k,\line se\'9eene v\'e1m prachy na v\'e1\'9a koks a her\'e1k.
\par Kdy\'9e jim d\'e1te \'9aanci, pak se r\'e1di \'e8in\'ed,\line prok\'e1\'9eou v\'e1m je\'9at\'ec mnoh\'e1 dobrodin\'ed.
\par Velect\'ecn\'e1 d\'edtka, p\'f8em\'fd\'9alejte trochu:\line kdo v\'e1s bude \'9eivit, a\'9e vyjdete z lochu?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NO COMMENT
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i \'c8esk\'e1 \'e8tverylka
\par }{\'84No comment\'93 \emdash slogan ze zlata,\line odpov\'ec\'ef hodn\'e1 Sokrata.\line Ta v\'ecta \'f8\'edk\'e1: Je to tak\line a z\'e1rove\'f2 i naopak.
\par O \'e8em je vlastn\'ec \'f8e\'e8\'85? No comment.
\par \'84No comment\'93 moudr\'fdm prozrad\'ed,\line kdo a co stoj\'ed v pozad\'ed.\line Kdo v pozad\'ed, kdo v pop\'f8ed\'ed \emdash \line jen pitomci to nev\'ecd\'ed.
\par Kdo jsou ti pitomci\'85? No comment.
\par \'84No comment\'93 \emdash triumf pozn\'e1n\'ed,\line jen\'9e pravdu p\'f8ed l\'9e\'ed ubr\'e1n\'ed.\line Zd\'e1nliv\'ec prost\'e1 v\'ecta v\'ect \emdash \line a hned v\'ed\'9a, kam se to\'e8\'ed sv\'ect.
\par Kam \'9ee se to\'e8\'ed sv\'ect\'85? No comment.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Reklamn\'ed koutek
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Na cestu od koryt jedin\'ec Favorit!
\par Veni, vidi, vici \emdash d\'edky \'8aaratici!
\par Proti skepsi pijte PEPSI!
\par K defloraci kv\'ecty z Flory!
\par M\'edsto chlastu \'e8t\'ecte Vlastu!
\par Rezav\'ed v\'e1m idol? Pou\'9eijte Sidol!
\par El\'e1n v srdci, jiskra v oku \emdash \line jenom d\'edky Fernet Stocku!
\par Slep\'e9 st\'f8evo jezd\'ed vlevo \emdash \line ty v\'9aak jezdi vpravo, Evo!
\par }\pard \qr \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {BESIP
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {Pro paroh\'e1\'e8e m\'fddlo s jelenem!
\par Pro ka\'9ed\'e9ho velevola,\line chce-li hl\'e1sat hesla,\line v\'fdbojkov\'e1 aureola!\line Dod\'e1 s.p. Tesla
\par Ocelov\'e9 charaktery v\'9aech velikost\'ed!\line \'8eelez\'e1\'f8stv\'ed \'8arott
\par Ani noc pln\'e1 v\'e1\'9an\'ed nepot\'ec\'9a\'ed \'9eenu\line tak jako pol\'e9vka z Vitany!
\par \'c8erstv\'e9 ionty pro geronty!\line Chce\'9a?
\par }\pard \qr \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {ATOMOV\'dd \'daSTAV \'d8E\'8e
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {Love story?\line Jedin\'ec s vibr\'e1torem KING!
\par K d\'f9stojn\'e9mu deliriu pat\'f8\'ed na\'9ae b\'edl\'e9 my\'9aky.
\par }\pard \qr \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {MIKI MAUS & BRAT\'d8\'cd
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {P\'f8ipravte sv\'fdm p\'f8\'e1tel\'f9m p\'f8ekvapen\'ed!
\par }\pard \qr \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {Z\'c1SILKOV\'c1 SLU\'8eBA SEMTEX
\par }\pard \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 {\'8e\'e1dn\'e1 \'9eena neodol\'e1 pile Husquarna!
\par Vyu\'9eijte \'9aance \emdash \line spo\'f8te v Bankrot bance!
\par Klidnou dovolenou\line na dn\'ec Orlick\'e9ho jezera\line v\'e1m zajist\'ed Don \'c8\'ed\'e8o \'c8eko.
\par Mal\'e9 \'9ealy l\'e9\'e8\'ed Sally.\line Velk\'e9 \'9ealy cyank\'e1li.
\par V elektrick\'e9m k\'f8esle ETA\line spat\'f8\'ed\'9a v\'9aecky kr\'e1sy sv\'ecta!
\par Chcete si p\'f8ipadat chyt\'f8ej\'9a\'ed?\line \'c8t\'ecte blb\'e9 knihy!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Prostopravdy
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1980\emdash 1995
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8aKOLA \'8eIVOTA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Neprokl\'ednej u\'e8itele\line ani na n\'ecj neber h\'f9l \emdash \line jsi-li, hochu, v ml\'e1d\'ed
tele,\line \'e8asem z tebe bude v\'f9l.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'ddCHOVN\'c1 Z\'c1SADA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Dosp\'ecla-li lenost mozku,\line u\'9e je pozd\'ec na r\'e1kosku.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BEZ PR\'c1CE NEJSOU KOL\'c1\'c8E
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Km\'e1n seje, skl\'edz\'ed, mele, pe\'e8e,\line v\'9edy\'9d mus\'ed \'9eivit povale\'e8e.\line Km\'e1
n si to v\'9edycky odsk\'e1\'e8e,\line aby m\'ecl p\'e1n sv\'e9 kol\'e1\'e8e.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Z ANATOMIE CHARAKTERU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Bezp\'e1te\'f8n\'ed nev\'ec\'f8\'ed\line v existenci p\'e1te\'f8\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DOBOV\'c9 \'d8\'cdKADLO
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e ty slou\'9e\'ed\'9a dob\'ec,\line ona slou\'9e\'ed tob\'ec \emdash \line dokavad t\'ec neodlo
\'9e\'ed\line na nejbli\'9e\'9a\'ed skob\'ec.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POKROK
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Doba kr\'e1\'e8\'ed vp\'f8ed a sv\'ect se p\'f8edh\'e1n\'ed:\line u\'9e i blbci maj\'ed\line vy\'9a
\'9a\'ed vzd\'ecl\'e1n\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {STAVITEL\'d9M VLASTN\'cdCH POMN\'cdK\'d9
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Mnoz\'ed u\'9e si pomn\'edk postavili \emdash \line trpasl\'edka\line na zahrad\'ec vily.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {J\'c1DRO PROBL\'c9MU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'ecd\'ed idioti, nebo nev\'ecd\'ed,\line \'9ee jsou hlavn\'ed metlou\line \'9eivotn\'edho prost\'f8
ed\'ed?
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POU\'c8EN\'cd Z MYTOLOGIE
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {I s\'e1m b\'f9h se br\'e1n\'ed\line dodr\'9eovat\line bo\'9e\'ed p\'f8ik\'e1z\'e1n\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ORNITOLOGICK\'c1 ZPR\'c1VA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Otev\'f8i o\'e8i, projdi okol\'ed:\line podivn\'fdch pt\'e1k\'f9 spat\'f8\'ed\'9a cel\'e9 tlupy.
\line B\'fdvali \'c8e\'9ai n\'e1rod sokol\'ed \emdash \line te\'ef se n\'e1m doma p\'f8emno\'9eili supi.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {DOBOV\'c9 HESLO
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kr\'e1\'e8ejte s dobou! Lep\'9a\'ed lup\line ne\'9e almu\'9eni\'e8ka. Samolitr:\line rad\'9ai b\'fd
t bohat, zdr\'e1v a tup\line ne\'9e churav, chud a chytr.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {L\'c1SKA V\'cdT\'ccZN\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Co to s v\'e1mi cloum\'e1\line ve dne v noci, cvoci?\line L\'e1ska, bo\'9ee, l\'e1ska \emdash \line
mocn\'e1 l\'e1ska k moci.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8ESK\'c9MU HONZOVI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Jde\'9a-li sv\'ectem s holou \'f8it\'ed,\line nev\'ec\'f8 v\'9aemu,\line co se t\'f8pyt\'ed!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {ST\'cdN\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Ven\'e8\'edm \'9at\'ecn\'ec\line stokr\'e1t denn\'ec,\line libuju si velice.\line \'d8\'edk\'e1m \'9e
en\'ec:\line \emdash Lep\'9a\'ed \'9at\'ecn\'ec\line ne\'9eli t\'f8eba \'9at\'ecnice!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {EPITAF SOU\'c8ASN\'cdKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Narodil se.\line Um\'f8el.\line Mezit\'edm\line vyhro\'9eovali mu zabit\'edm.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {NAM\'cdSTO BAJKY
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8lov\'eck je p\'f8edhozen sup\'f9m\line a hyen\'e1m,\line vzpome\'f2te, lidi\'e8ky, na bajky.
\line Co pro n\'e1s ud\'ecl\'e1 Spasitel? \'8aije n\'e1m\line slu\'9aiv\'e9 sv\'ecrac\'ed kazajky.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {PRAVDA O PRAVD\'cc
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Pravdy je n\'e1m t\'f8eba, i kdy\'9e bol\'ed.\line Ale net\'f8eba ji do n\'e1s\line vtloukat hol\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {POMN\'cdK
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8e\'e1dn\'e1 socha ani \'9e\'e1dn\'e1 bysta \emdash \line pr\'e1zdn\'fd sokl pod\'eclan\'fd pta\'e8
\'ed hav\'ect\'ed.\line To je pomn\'edk nezn\'e1m\'e9ho Krista\line sklonku XX. stolet\'ed.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'c8esk\'e9 pranostiky
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Na Nov\'fd rok o burzovn\'ed \'9aok.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Patrika netva\'f8 se jak paprika.
\par Na \'8akaredou st\'f8edu noste prsa vp\'f8edu.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Medarda namokne ti kokarda.
\par Sv\'e1tek svat\'e9 Vervy, budou rupat nervy.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Hadrabu kone\'e8n\'ec si nahrabu.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Marka tuze tvrdne marka.
\par Svat\'fd Vasil, co moh, zprasil.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Berouse\line chlapi v \'9aenku perou se.
\par Svat\'fd Mohorit, n\'e1val u koryt.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Oko\'f8e topo\'f8te se v poko\'f8e.
\par P\'f8ikva\'e8ila svat\'e1 Frajle,\line bude rva\'e8ka o medaile.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Pak\'e1\'9ee far\'e1\'f8 dvakr\'e1t nek\'e1\'9ee.
\par Na svat\'e9ho \'8amytce bujno na z\'e1chytce.
\par Na svatou V\'ecru\'9a ku\'9auj a neru\'9a.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Kravince\line s\'e1zej v \'c8esk\'e9 lotynce.
\par Svat\'e1 D\'f9ra, pu\'e8 mi b\'fara.
\par Rada svat\'e9 Melhuby: dr\'9ete jazyk za zuby.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Dolby vyda\'f8\'ed se volby.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Magora j\'e1s\'e1 cel\'e1 agora.
\par Svat\'fd \'c1da, pad\'e1 vl\'e1da.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Barucha medi\'e1ln\'ed porucha.
\par Svat\'fd Basil, \'9e\'e1dej azyl.
\par Na svatou Ochechuli sly\'9aet vox popapuli.
\par Svat\'fd Kabr\'f2\'e1k, bacha na fr\'f2\'e1k.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Dyndy\line s\'e1m si pomoz z bryndy.
\par Na svatou Kun\'efabu vysoko do \'9elabu.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Kogita dr\'9e se sv\'e9ho koryta.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Mikul\'e1\'9ae\line sh\'e1n\'ecj bu\'f8ty do gul\'e1\'9ae.
\par Svat\'fd \'8ev\'e1st, b\'ec\'9e se p\'e1st.
\par Na svat\'e9ho Kosmu p\'f8ijde sp\'e1sa z kosmu.
\par O Silvestru pape\'9ei stra\'9a\'ed lidem ve v\'ec\'9ei.
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Balady
\par }\pard\plain \s16\ql \li-567\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin-567\itap0 \i\fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {1980\emdash 1995
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA O BEZNAD\'ccJN\'c9\line NENAPRAVITELNOSTI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Budu v\'e1m zp\'edvat baladu,\line nechci se nutit do romance.\line Sesedn\'ecte se na hradu,\line
pozv\'ecte v\'9aechny usmrkance.\line Budu v\'e1m zp\'edvat za kus \'9evance,\line j\'e1 nerad zp\'edv\'e1m o hladu.\line Chyb\'ed mi zkr\'e1tka elegance\line a nepros\'edm se o radu.
\par Rad\'9ai bych \'9evatlal hromadu\line hloupost\'ed kr\'e1sn\'e9 nymfomance,\line rad\'9ai bych sv\'e1d\'ecl Miladu\line anebo l\'edbal ou\'9aka Blance,\line rad\'9ai bych d\'eclal velvyslance\line v\'9aech pitomou\'e8k\'fdch n\'e1pad\'f9.\line Ale m\'e1
m kocovinu \'9atvance\line a nepros\'edm se o radu.
\par Velmist\'f8i sv\'e9ho \'fa\'f8adu,\line u\'9e jsem si zvykl na kopance.\line Pro\'e8 bych v\'e1m zvedal n\'e1ladu \emdash \line nechci k v\'e1m chodit na seance.\line Vy m\'e1te tu\'e8n\'e1 konta v bance,\line ale j\'e1 zase nekradu.\line Nebudu tan\'e8
it m\'f3dn\'ed tance\line a nepros\'edm se o radu.
\par Vyslou\'9e\'edm si jen pov\'ecst kance\line anebo r\'e1nu pod bradu.\line Ka\'9alu v\'e1m na \'9eivotn\'ed \'9aance\line a nepros\'edm se o radu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA Z KONCE STOLET\'cd
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Zvedn\'ecte kotvy, hamleti,\line pletete jenom lidem hlavy.\line Jste \'9apatn\'fd p\'f8\'ed
klad pro d\'ecti,\line ob\'e8an m\'e1 n\'e1rok na oslavy.\line Optimismus, to\'9d z\'e1klad stravy,\line \'9at\'ecst\'ed v\'e1m \'farok vynese.\line P\'f8esta\'f2te kazit dobr\'e9 mravy,\line spadla klec, u\'9e je po plese!
\par Dejte si odchod, kichoti,\line ty va\'9ae bludy n\'e1rod nud\'ed.\line Sp\'ecch\'e1te zk\'e1ze naproti,\line osud v\'e1s hod\'ed do osud\'ed.\line Rvete si srdce z vlastn\'edch hrud\'ed\line pro met\'e1l Mr. Guinesse?\line \'8eivot je ring, kde chyb\'ed
sud\'ed.\line Spadla klec, u\'9e je po plese!
\par Zahn\'ecte kramle, villoni,\line dokavad m\'e1te v\'9aechny zuby.\line Verb\'ed\'f8i jsou zas na koni,\line vy\'9ed\'edmou v\'e1s jak pastu z tuby.\line Nechcete vrkat \'9auby duby?\line Vy m\'e1te rad\'9ai deprese,\line \'9a\'ed\'f8\'edte mor jak vztekl
\'e9 \'e8uby.\line Spadla klec, u\'9e je po plese!
\par P\'f8esta\'f2te na sv\'ect \'9apulit huby,\line je konec hloup\'e9 recese.\line Jen ra\'e8te, ra\'e8te do z\'e1huby \emdash \line spadla klec, u\'9e je po plese!
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA O BLBOSTI
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sv\'ect ze m\'ec po\'f8\'e1d d\'ecl\'e1 vola,\line mu\'9ei i \'9eeny, tisk i st\'e1t,\line a j\'e1
se br\'e1n\'edm u\'9e jen zpola,\line brzy to budu muset vzd\'e1t.\line M\'e1m koupit \'9apag\'e1t nebo dr\'e1t\line a \'9eivotu d\'e1t adi\'e9?\line I j\'e1 m\'e1m p\'f8ece blbost r\'e1d\'85\line Ona n\'e1s v\'9aecky p\'f8e\'9eije.
\par Blbost je v\'ec\'e8n\'e1. Skv\'ecl\'e1 \'9akola,\line pram\'e1ti \'9a\'9dastn\'fdch lidsk\'fdch st\'e1d.\line A kdo se li\'9a\'ed, mus\'ed z kola,\line jak p\'f8ikazuje v\'ec\'e8n\'fd \'f8\'e1d.\line A tak to p\'f9jde napo\'f8\'e1d \emdash \line blbc\'f9
jsou cel\'e9 legie\line a dovedou se dob\'f8e pr\'e1t\'85\line Ona n\'e1s v\'9aecky p\'f8e\'9eije.
\par Rozum je vratk\'fd, pravda hol\'e1,\line za p\'fdchou jak st\'edn klu\'9ae p\'e1d.\line Blbosti nikdo neodol\'e1,\line ka\'9ed\'fd jsme jej\'ed kandid\'e1t.\line Um\'ed n\'e1s bavit, t\'ec\'9ait, h\'f8\'e1t,\line je mocn\'ecj\'9a\'ed ne\'9e magie.\line
Sladko je blbnout na kvadr\'e1t\'85\line Ona n\'e1s v\'9aecky p\'f8e\'9eije.
\par Chce\'9a klidn\'ec \'9e\'edt a zdrav\'ec sp\'e1t?\line Blbost je skv\'ecl\'e1 partie,\line a\'9d \'9eije jej\'ed majest\'e1t!\line Ona n\'e1s v\'9aecky p\'f8e\'9eije.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA O \'8eIVOT\'cc V KLUSU
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\'8eivote, dej mi pac a pusu!\line M\'e1\'9a na rtech med a v srdci jed.\line Klidn\'ec mi plivne\'9a
do \'9aampusu,\line kdy\'9e ti chci s l\'e1skou p\'f8ip\'edjet.\line \'8eivote, post\'f9j, zvolni let,\line p\'f8id\'ecl mi roli v lep\'9a\'edm kusu!\line Po\'f8\'e1d jen cv\'e1lat tam a zp\'ect\'85\line A klidu dojde\'9a teprv o funusu.
\par Sp\'ecch\'e1me z nouze do luxusu,\line popel\'e1\'f8, sedl\'e1k, doktor v\'ecd.\line Z luxusu zbydou haldy trusu,\line ach zemsk\'fd r\'e1j to napohled!\line T\'ecch promarn\'ecn\'fdch dn\'f9 a let!\line Divok\'e1 \'f8eka pln\'e1 hnusu,\line a j\'e1
se top\'edm uprost\'f8ed\'85\line A klidu dojde\'9a teprv o funusu.
\par Ka\'9ed\'fd je otrok sv\'e9ho vkusu,\line ka\'9ed\'fd je str\'f9jce vlastn\'edch b\'ecd.\line Nechci b\'fdt roven mizomusu,\line chci milovat a chci se chv\'ect,\line ale kdy\'9e zazn\'ed v\'ecta v\'ect\line \emdash Ho\'ef sebou, chlape, a\'9d
jsi v plusu! \emdash \line podeberu se jako v\'f8ed\'85\line A klidu dojde\'9a teprv o funusu.
\par Po\'f8\'e1d n\'e1m n\'eckdo vel\'ed Vp\'f8ed!\line \'8eijeme v klusu, m\'f8eme v klusu.\line Senza\'e8n\'ed cirkus, tenhle sv\'ect\'85\line A klidu dojde\'9a teprv o funusu.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA NA VYP\'d9J\'c8EN\'dd VER\'8a
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {V\'9aechno je n\'ecjak p\'f8\'edli\'9a v po\'f8\'e1dku,\line co\'9e nen\'ed vd\'ec\'e8n\'e9 t\'e9
ma pro baladu.\line Maminka za zd\'ed zp\'edv\'e1 d\'ec\'9d\'e1tku,\line velebn\'ec \'9aum\'ed stromy v no\'e8n\'edm sadu\line a rok se zvolna bl\'ed\'9e\'ed k listopadu.\line Slova se sama kladou do \'f8\'e1dku,\line a j\'e1 ta slova bezosty\'9an\'ec
kradu.\line V\'9aechno je n\'ecjak p\'f8\'edli\'9a v po\'f8\'e1dku.
\par Den za dnem b\'ec\'9e\'ed jako po dr\'e1tku:\line do pr\'e1ce, z pr\'e1ce, ob\'e8as na poradu,\line nave\'e8er d\'ectem p\'f8e\'e8\'edst poh\'e1dku\line a ud\'eclit jim p\'f8ebyte\'e8nou radu\'85\line Je v\'9aechno O.K.? ot\'e1zku si kladu.\line Neb\'ec
\'9e\'ed \'e8as u\'9e d\'e1vno pozp\'e1tku?\line Domy se \'e8asto hrout\'ed od z\'e1kladu.\line V\'9aechno je n\'ecjak p\'f8\'edli\'9a v po\'f8\'e1dku.
\par Tak to jde od pond\'eclka do p\'e1tku.\line Kdo dr\'9e\'ed b\'f8itvu, kdy\'9e si hol\'ed\'9a bradu?\line \'c8\'ed tv\'e1\'f8 se skr\'fdv\'e1 ve tv\'e9m zrc\'e1tku?\line V\'ed\'9a, kter\'fdm jedem ti\'9a\'ed\'9a pocit hladu?\line Obhl\'ed\'9e\'edm auto
\emdash nem\'e1 skrytou vadu?\line Kdo komu pr\'e1v\'ec chyst\'e1 opr\'e1tku?\line Nesly\'9aet le\'9e a netu\'9aiti zradu.\line V\'9aechno je n\'ecjak p\'f8\'edli\'9a v po\'f8\'e1dku.
\par Je v\'9aechno skryto ve tv\'e9m protikladu,\line je zak\'f3dov\'e1n konec v za\'e8\'e1tku?\line Kdybych m\'ecl aspo\'f2 t\'f8et\'ed oko vzadu!\line V\'9aechno je n\'ecjak p\'f8\'edli\'9a v po\'f8\'e1dku.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {BALADA MIZANTROPSK\'c1
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Kdy\'9e v\'ed\'9a, jak na to, a m\'e1\'9a kliku,\line jsi \'9e\'e1dan\'fd a mil\'fd host,\line sm\'ed
\'9a kr\'e1\'e8et s davem v jednom \'9aiku,\line zp\'edvaje \'d3du na radost.\line \'c8asem ti daj\'ed vy\'9a\'9a\'ed post,\line dojet\'edm se ti zam\'9e\'ed zraky:\line jsi dokonal\'fd \emdash prost\'ec skvost.\line Co\'9ee v\'e1m m\'f9\'9eu\'85? Vy mn
\'ec taky!
\par \'8aejd\'ed\'f8i, lh\'e1\'f8i, brat\'f8\'ed v\~triku\line mo\'9en\'e1 t\'ec vezmou na milost,\line vytlu\'e8ou z tebe romantiku,\line nao\'e8kuj\'ed ti zavilost.\line A v\'9aude sam\'fd vrtichvost,\line a vy\'9e\'edrkov\'e9 s mozkem khaki\line pl\'e1nuj
\'ed \'9a\'9dastnou budoucnost.\line Co\'9ee v\'e1m m\'f9\'9eu\'85? Vy mn\'ec taky!
\par Bude\'9a jen \'9aa\'9aek v panoptiku,\line jen\'9e p\'f8edv\'e1d\'ed svou sm\'ec\'9anou ctnost,\line brzy t\'ec semele ml\'fdn zvyku\line a zaplat\'ed\'9a da\'f2 za blbost.\line Neum\'ed\'9a ani \'f8\'edct: u\'9e dost,\line jen hromad\'ed\'9a sv\'e9
saky paky\line a u\'9e\'edr\'e1 t\'ec z\'e1\'9a\'9d a zlost.\line Co\'9ee v\'e1m m\'f9\'9eu\'85? Vy mn\'ec taky!
\par Kdo v sob\'ec \'9eiv\'ed ni\'e8emnost,\line ten nem\'e1 n\'e1rok na z\'e1zraky.\line Se\'9eerte si svou tu\'e8nou kost!\line Co\'9ee v\'e1m m\'f9\'9eu\'85? Vy mn\'ec taky!
\par }\pard\plain \s3\ql \li0\ri0\sb240\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel2\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs28\cf15\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page Postskriptum
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {SONET O IDE\'c1LN\'cdM \'c8TEN\'c1\'d8I
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {Sp\'f8\'edzn\'ecn\'e1 du\'9ae, kde jsi? Zde je:\line M\'e1 n\'ec\'9en\'fd \'fasm\'ecv na tv\'e1\'f8i,
\line P\'e1nb\'f9h ji stvo\'f8il pro eseje\line o ide\'e1ln\'edm \'e8ten\'e1\'f8i.
\par Nejlep\'9a\'ed p\'f8\'edtel v t\'ecle kr\'e1sky,\line dom\'e1c\'ed model Venu\'9ae;\line je v\'ec\'e8n\'ec mlad\'e1, \'9e\'e1dn\'e9 vr\'e1sky;\line horouc\'ed, moudr\'e1, odu\'9ae-
\par vn\'ecl\'e1 \emdash a p\'f8esto prom\'edj\'ed mi\line naivn\'ed n\'e1pady a r\'fdmy,\line m\'e9 sebeklamy, zlozvyky,\line a miluje m\'ec v\'ecrn\'ec, n\'ecm\'ec \emdash \line v\'fdst\'f8edn\'ed du\'9ae, kter\'e1 \'e8te m\'ec,\line zat\'edmco sv\'ect \'e8
te klasiky.
\par }\pard\plain \s2\ql \li0\ri0\sb160\sa60\keep\keepn\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\outlinelevel1\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \b\f1\fs22\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\page \page POZN\'c1MKA
\par }\pard\plain \ql \li0\ri0\sa80\keep\widctlpar\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0 \fs20\lang1029\langfe1029\cgrid\langnp1029\langfenp1029 {\i Texty tohoto v\'fdboru byly vybr\'e1ny z kn\'ed\'9eek Okurkov\'e1 sez\'f3na (1982), R\'fdmy pro ko
\'e8ku (1984), Text-appeal (1986), R\'fdmy pro ko\'e8ku a pod psa (1987), Hovory s m\'fdm hor\'9a\'edm j\'e1 (1990), Bajky a nebajky (1994), Hur\'e1 zp\'e1tky do Evropy! (1994), Zbrusu nov\'e9 jarmare\'e8n\'ed p\'edsn\'ec \'e8eskotuzemsk\'e9
(1995), Humoresky (1995), No\'e8n\'ed mot\'fdli (1997) a z rukopisn\'e9 sb\'edrky Basta fidli.
\par }{\page }{\i Ilustroval Adolf Born\line Graficky upravil Pavel Bos\'e1k\line Vydal Miloslav \'8avarc \emdash \'8aulc a spol.,\line Ond\'f8\'ed\'e8kova 6, Praha 3,\line v Praze roku 2002\line jako svou 203. publikaci\line Vytiskla \'c8esk\'e1
typografie Praha, s.r.o.,\line U Tov\'e1ren 33, Praha 10\line Vyd\'e1n\'ed \'e8tvrt\'e9. 13/43\line Stran 128. 879-203-02
\par Doporu\'e8en\'e1 cena v\'e1z. s DPH 98 K\'e8
\par }}
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