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<html> <head> <title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title> <!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.1 2000/03/09 08:40:39 lpd Exp $ --> <!-- Originally: humor.txt --> </head> <body> <!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> <!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> <table width="100%" border="0"> <tr><th align="center" bgcolor="#CCCC00"><font size=6> Another Ghostscript interpreter </font> </table> <!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> <!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> <!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> <!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> <p> This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. <!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> <!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> <hr> <!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> <p> Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. <p> The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr. Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa.. (As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). <p> The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept apart by their parents.) <p> Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. <pre> ------Cut Here-------------------------------------- ------Cut Here-------------------------------------- </pre> <!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> </body> </html>